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Evan
@mxevan.bsky.social
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Occupier on Musqueam, Tsleil-Waututh, and Squamish land, disabled, white. I'd be prettier if I smiled.

Learning about Post Concussion Syndrome by living it.
I mean, look at you. You were totally going to fuck someone up with that keychain.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Stay inside, use a way richer moisturizer than normal, and if you can't do the first you'll get to experience your nose hairs gathering ice.

Also wool socks.
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This! When I visited Edmonton in winter the inside of my nose got so dry it started bleeding for no other reason within a few days. I am apparently a creature of the coastal rainforests.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It is in my best interest to say yes for many reasons.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do I remember correctly that they show up in a decked out party bus?

I know I remember correctly that their plot arc is woefully short.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yeah, one of my grandmothers thought she deserved more children than she could gestate. The saving grace is she died young so the misfortune of being sold to her didn't happen to even more innocent kids.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Migosh your purchaser's family all sound like complete assholes. Thanks for giving Fut a loving home, she had an excellent face.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Have you had a chance to check out the winter farmer's markets? Riley Park has 2-3 fantastic cheesemongers every Saturday. I highly recommend Creekside Creamery and Golden Ears Cheesecrafters.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You have to imagine there's deep intense purring too.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Having a very "background character in a sitcom" day, eh?
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That's a really neat design, and taking four years of regular exposure to notice it is kind of a vibe.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM