Brian Johnson
@mynameisbrianjo.bsky.social
Whenever I hear a band's music described as "funk metal fusion" or "ska rap punk" I know it's gonna be some cringe suburban Jethro nonsense performed by your weird sexual predator cousin. No, I do not want to go to the show.
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Whenever I hear a band's music described as "funk metal fusion" or "ska rap punk" I know it's gonna be some cringe suburban Jethro nonsense performed by your weird sexual predator cousin. No, I do not want to go to the show.
It’s Couch Bowl week — my wife Jessica and I are going head-to-head in fantasy football. Let’s be real, I lose either way.
#CouchBowl #FantasyFootball #MarriedLife
#CouchBowl #FantasyFootball #MarriedLife
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s Couch Bowl week — my wife Jessica and I are going head-to-head in fantasy football. Let’s be real, I lose either way.
#CouchBowl #FantasyFootball #MarriedLife
#CouchBowl #FantasyFootball #MarriedLife
Japan has Elvis, and here in the United States we have "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins. It is inescapable.
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Japan has Elvis, and here in the United States we have "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins. It is inescapable.
I've decided that baseball is fine. Rejoice.
August 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I've decided that baseball is fine. Rejoice.
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe
Sin City
Flash Gordon
This is Spinal Tap
Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
Robocop
Evil Dead 2
The Royal Tenenbaums
Double Indemnity
Total Recall
The Omen
Phantom of the Paradise
Alien
Dr. Strangelove
Grosse Pointe Blank
Sin City
Flash Gordon
This is Spinal Tap
Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
Robocop
Evil Dead 2
The Royal Tenenbaums
Double Indemnity
Total Recall
The Omen
Phantom of the Paradise
Alien
Dr. Strangelove
Grosse Pointe Blank
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe
Raiders of The Lost Ark
Temple of Doom
Arsenic And Old Lace
First Blood
History of the World Part 1
Holy Mountain
Dogma
Hot Fuzz
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Goonies
Wings Of Desire
Inglorious Basterds
Rogue One
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Enter The Dragon
Raiders of The Lost Ark
Temple of Doom
Arsenic And Old Lace
First Blood
History of the World Part 1
Holy Mountain
Dogma
Hot Fuzz
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Goonies
Wings Of Desire
Inglorious Basterds
Rogue One
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Enter The Dragon
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe
Ghostbusters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Monster Squad
The Fly
The Evil Dead
Star Wars
Gremlins
The Thing
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Labyrinth
The Adams Family
Batman
Big Trouble In Little China
In Bruges
The Cell
Ghostbusters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Monster Squad
The Fly
The Evil Dead
Star Wars
Gremlins
The Thing
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Labyrinth
The Adams Family
Batman
Big Trouble In Little China
In Bruges
The Cell
August 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe
Sin City
Flash Gordon
This is Spinal Tap
Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
Robocop
Evil Dead 2
The Royal Tenenbaums
Double Indemnity
Total Recall
The Omen
Phantom of the Paradise
Alien
Dr. Strangelove
Grosse Pointe Blank
Sin City
Flash Gordon
This is Spinal Tap
Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
Robocop
Evil Dead 2
The Royal Tenenbaums
Double Indemnity
Total Recall
The Omen
Phantom of the Paradise
Alien
Dr. Strangelove
Grosse Pointe Blank
I wish Gavin Newsome's very fun 360° reverse dunking of TFG could also be Gavin Newsome dunking on homelessness. Not a fan of the guy, but a huge fan of whoever writes his tweets.
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I wish Gavin Newsome's very fun 360° reverse dunking of TFG could also be Gavin Newsome dunking on homelessness. Not a fan of the guy, but a huge fan of whoever writes his tweets.
A favorite.
Apple Bomb
YouTube video by Deerhoof - Topic
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May 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A favorite.
You know the pasta is good when it smells like feet.
April 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You know the pasta is good when it smells like feet.
Maybe masculinity isn't listening to a bro podcast telling you what being a man is.
March 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Maybe masculinity isn't listening to a bro podcast telling you what being a man is.
Don't anger this one.
March 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don't anger this one.
Everything went well with my colonoscopy, and they found the Zartan GI Joe I had been missing since the age of 8!
February 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Everything went well with my colonoscopy, and they found the Zartan GI Joe I had been missing since the age of 8!
Hopefully, tomorrow's colonoscopy goes better than the last one!
February 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hopefully, tomorrow's colonoscopy goes better than the last one!
Jessica said she loves me more than cheese, and I think that is a damn lie. Cheese is pretty good. Especially that sharp stuff.
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Jessica said she loves me more than cheese, and I think that is a damn lie. Cheese is pretty good. Especially that sharp stuff.
Eliminate back to back games, and move New Orleans to the eastern conference.
January 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Eliminate back to back games, and move New Orleans to the eastern conference.
Plus, Barnes and Noble have sales on Criterion Collection films.
I'm eyeballing a copy of Brazil, and Mulholland Drive!
I'm eyeballing a copy of Brazil, and Mulholland Drive!
A reminder - don't use Amazon, but go to bookshops, which play a far more vital role in promoting literacy just by simply making books more visible, and allow you to find things by chance rather than by what the algorithm decides.
January 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Plus, Barnes and Noble have sales on Criterion Collection films.
I'm eyeballing a copy of Brazil, and Mulholland Drive!
I'm eyeballing a copy of Brazil, and Mulholland Drive!
Just woke up from a nightmare in which Harrison Ford(Dad)tried to kill me. It was a genuinely scary experience, and I'm glad I woke up because I had to pee real bad. Anyway, I always knew someone like Harrison Ford was my dream father. I have dream siblings too. And they're all very attractive.
January 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just woke up from a nightmare in which Harrison Ford(Dad)tried to kill me. It was a genuinely scary experience, and I'm glad I woke up because I had to pee real bad. Anyway, I always knew someone like Harrison Ford was my dream father. I have dream siblings too. And they're all very attractive.