Caleb Rentpayer
@mythical.pizza
Power Metalhead 🎸 | Fromsoft Slut ⚔️ | Hobby Dev 💻 | Haver/Appreciator of Tattoos 🖋️ | Too Many Fursonas | Cat Dad 🐈 | Last of the Pizza Warriors 🍕| ⛧ Professional Blasphemer ⛧ |
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Moseying up to the troll camp for some of their advertised “gamer grog”. Despite the skull floating in it it’s actually rather good and the trolls seem to have developed a surprising amount of food business acumen. One was trying to carve a purchase order for more into the wooden table with a knife
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(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 AM
(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole
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Woodland Mosaic No.8
6”x6” oil.
Available on my website
6”x6” oil.
Available on my website
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Woodland Mosaic No.8
6”x6” oil.
Available on my website
6”x6” oil.
Available on my website
Yeah get out of here you cretin. You absolute bitch
Leave now. You are nothing to the Temple.
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yeah get out of here you cretin. You absolute bitch
The wailing specters of girlfriends long past hound me as if it’s my fault that I got turned into a vampire. I know I said “I’ll be with you forever” to each of them but I literally cannot die. You knew what you signed up for and in my defense I did stay until you died. Leave me alone
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The wailing specters of girlfriends long past hound me as if it’s my fault that I got turned into a vampire. I know I said “I’ll be with you forever” to each of them but I literally cannot die. You knew what you signed up for and in my defense I did stay until you died. Leave me alone
The omens told me that now is the best time to dump my life’s savings into pisscoin. Retirement here I come
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The omens told me that now is the best time to dump my life’s savings into pisscoin. Retirement here I come
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me and the boys are gonna follow this ghastly floating light deeper into the swamp if you want to join
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
me and the boys are gonna follow this ghastly floating light deeper into the swamp if you want to join
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hey gurl it my turn to look into the accursed mirror
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
hey gurl it my turn to look into the accursed mirror
Happy 13th birthday to our family dog Ellie, who is currently up in Alaska living around sled dogs teams with my sisters! (She cant pull the sleds but she can supervise!) Good job Ellie
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy 13th birthday to our family dog Ellie, who is currently up in Alaska living around sled dogs teams with my sisters! (She cant pull the sleds but she can supervise!) Good job Ellie
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Bonus of the untarnished/no texture stoat skelly/ashodelus border relief and the bottom skelly hands and art deco death’s head hawk moth
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bonus of the untarnished/no texture stoat skelly/ashodelus border relief and the bottom skelly hands and art deco death’s head hawk moth
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I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal
Well maybe if you had gotten the Grinch the limited edition Nickleback Whiskey Set like I suggested maybe he wouldn’t have stolen your dog
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well maybe if you had gotten the Grinch the limited edition Nickleback Whiskey Set like I suggested maybe he wouldn’t have stolen your dog
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i love you even though you are a wretched beast with the soul of a rat or some other vermin
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i love you even though you are a wretched beast with the soul of a rat or some other vermin
Am I being assimilated by a sludge-like cosmic horror? Wouldn’t you like to know
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Am I being assimilated by a sludge-like cosmic horror? Wouldn’t you like to know
Captain Qwark and Doug Dibbadome leaving this world at the same time is a Herculean blow to the sanity of like multiple fanbases at once. Oh my god
Jim Ward, the talented voice actor who voiced Mannimarco in The Elder Scrolls Online main quest, has passed away this morning at age 66. He was also Old Longfellow in Fallout 4, Captain Qwark in Ratchet & Clank, Doug Dimmadome in Fairly Odd Parents, alongside numerous more well loved characters.
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Captain Qwark and Doug Dibbadome leaving this world at the same time is a Herculean blow to the sanity of like multiple fanbases at once. Oh my god
*homestar runner voice*
All the blood is rushing tooooo my heaaaad! Blacking out, blacking out, blacking ouuuut
All the blood is rushing tooooo my heaaaad! Blacking out, blacking out, blacking ouuuut
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*homestar runner voice*
All the blood is rushing tooooo my heaaaad! Blacking out, blacking out, blacking ouuuut
All the blood is rushing tooooo my heaaaad! Blacking out, blacking out, blacking ouuuut
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Take your vitamins you deficient bitch
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Take your vitamins you deficient bitch
“I hope you die in excruciating agony and also fuck you”
I see you're hurt. Good.
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“I hope you die in excruciating agony and also fuck you”
Up late at night scrolling through the latest deals on bones
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Up late at night scrolling through the latest deals on bones
I can parry anything. Even the love of god. Merry Christmas and I hope you dumped skill points into cold resistance because my 2025 build is nuts
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can parry anything. Even the love of god. Merry Christmas and I hope you dumped skill points into cold resistance because my 2025 build is nuts
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I see you're hurt. Good.
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I see you're hurt. Good.
This bronchitis medicine got me drowsy af fam
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This bronchitis medicine got me drowsy af fam
*forgets the disarm code when there’s 2 seconds left on the bomb* ah shi-
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*forgets the disarm code when there’s 2 seconds left on the bomb* ah shi-