Not YOUR lawyer
@mzaynard.bsky.social
Nerd enough to know the terms, but not necessarily the names.
I am, in fact, a lawyer, but nothing here is to be construed as legal advice.
I am, in fact, a lawyer, but nothing here is to be construed as legal advice.
“What are you doing today?”
“Oh, I’m pretty busy…”
“Oh, I’m pretty busy…”
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“What are you doing today?”
“Oh, I’m pretty busy…”
“Oh, I’m pretty busy…”
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So, let’s talk about redaction.
Of course, the big news is not only did the DOJ ignore the statutory requirement to disclose ALL the Epstein documents, but a large number of those “redacted” documents… uh, weren’t so much redacted as highlighted in black.
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Of course, the big news is not only did the DOJ ignore the statutory requirement to disclose ALL the Epstein documents, but a large number of those “redacted” documents… uh, weren’t so much redacted as highlighted in black.
1/14
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So, let’s talk about redaction.
Of course, the big news is not only did the DOJ ignore the statutory requirement to disclose ALL the Epstein documents, but a large number of those “redacted” documents… uh, weren’t so much redacted as highlighted in black.
1/14
Of course, the big news is not only did the DOJ ignore the statutory requirement to disclose ALL the Epstein documents, but a large number of those “redacted” documents… uh, weren’t so much redacted as highlighted in black.
1/14
Amplifying.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Amplifying.
“You’re trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen”
- US Oil to Venezuela on nationalization day
- US Oil to Venezuela on nationalization day
in what sense did they take our oil
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“You’re trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen”
- US Oil to Venezuela on nationalization day
- US Oil to Venezuela on nationalization day
@royalcaribbeanintl.bsky.social, just finished a cruise on the Celebrity Xcel. Great ship, except why did y’all choose to put GenAI art in the elevators?
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
@royalcaribbeanintl.bsky.social, just finished a cruise on the Celebrity Xcel. Great ship, except why did y’all choose to put GenAI art in the elevators?
What is a quisling, you ask?
Well, Vidkun Quisling was a politician in Norway about a third of the way through last century. When his country was invaded by the Nazis, he stood up and fought…
A coup d’etat against the King of Norway and the existing government.
1/6
Well, Vidkun Quisling was a politician in Norway about a third of the way through last century. When his country was invaded by the Nazis, he stood up and fought…
A coup d’etat against the King of Norway and the existing government.
1/6
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
What is a quisling, you ask?
Well, Vidkun Quisling was a politician in Norway about a third of the way through last century. When his country was invaded by the Nazis, he stood up and fought…
A coup d’etat against the King of Norway and the existing government.
1/6
Well, Vidkun Quisling was a politician in Norway about a third of the way through last century. When his country was invaded by the Nazis, he stood up and fought…
A coup d’etat against the King of Norway and the existing government.
1/6
11/04/2025
Huh, where did that come from? Well, frankly, it popped out of my brain as I was waiting for some files to move.
#PostItSketch2025
Huh, where did that come from? Well, frankly, it popped out of my brain as I was waiting for some files to move.
#PostItSketch2025
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
11/04/2025
Huh, where did that come from? Well, frankly, it popped out of my brain as I was waiting for some files to move.
#PostItSketch2025
Huh, where did that come from? Well, frankly, it popped out of my brain as I was waiting for some files to move.
#PostItSketch2025
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
10/10/2025
Still probably fluke-ish? It’s Inktober, though, so there are a metric ton of prompt lists. This is an interpretation of day 9 of #bonktober69, which is generally NSFW so be forewarned.
Still probably fluke-ish? It’s Inktober, though, so there are a metric ton of prompt lists. This is an interpretation of day 9 of #bonktober69, which is generally NSFW so be forewarned.
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
10/10/2025
Still probably fluke-ish? It’s Inktober, though, so there are a metric ton of prompt lists. This is an interpretation of day 9 of #bonktober69, which is generally NSFW so be forewarned.
Still probably fluke-ish? It’s Inktober, though, so there are a metric ton of prompt lists. This is an interpretation of day 9 of #bonktober69, which is generally NSFW so be forewarned.
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well, I’ve read worse indictments.
No, that’s a lie.
No, that’s a lie.
Read the Comey indictment: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Well, I’ve read worse indictments.
No, that’s a lie.
No, that’s a lie.
@diterlizzi.bsky.social, Maggie would like to say she thinks you caught her likeness perfectly.
July 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@diterlizzi.bsky.social, Maggie would like to say she thinks you caught her likeness perfectly.
@diterlizzi.bsky.social, Maggie would like to say she thinks you caught her likeness perfectly.
July 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@diterlizzi.bsky.social, Maggie would like to say she thinks you caught her likeness perfectly.
How do you say “Employment at your firm does not comport with my ethical duties toward clients and the rule of law”, but nice?
July 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How do you say “Employment at your firm does not comport with my ethical duties toward clients and the rule of law”, but nice?
Good grief, it’s been a long time since I posted a #PostItSketch2025.
So tell me something about this guy.
So tell me something about this guy.
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Good grief, it’s been a long time since I posted a #PostItSketch2025.
So tell me something about this guy.
So tell me something about this guy.
Many, many years ago, there was a song that was popular for about 8 minutes, but it was on the radio when I woke up so it wormed its way into my brain. Of course, I never learned what it was called, and eventually it melted into my brain.
1/2
1/2
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Many, many years ago, there was a song that was popular for about 8 minutes, but it was on the radio when I woke up so it wormed its way into my brain. Of course, I never learned what it was called, and eventually it melted into my brain.
1/2
1/2
This is exactly the difference between AI hype and AI reality.
*cut to scene of techbro standing in a empty field, clutching his phone*
WHY CAN’T AI PICK VEGETABLES?!
WHY CAN’T AI PICK VEGETABLES?!
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is exactly the difference between AI hype and AI reality.
@thatwitchmia.bsky.social , am I remembering correctly that you put in some time at the Renn Faire?
June 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@thatwitchmia.bsky.social , am I remembering correctly that you put in some time at the Renn Faire?
The Trump administration’s table of authorities in this filing:
June 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s true.
Wenn du auf so viele Autos geschissen hast, dass du den "Golden flammenden Umhang der Abstuhlerei" freischaltest.
May 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s true.
So here’s the thing: If you’ve never heard this song, you are doing yourself a tremendous disservice. Fix it now.
May 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So here’s the thing: If you’ve never heard this song, you are doing yourself a tremendous disservice. Fix it now.
Dogshooter Noem should have been laughed out of the hearing when she answered the habeas corpus question.
Remember that mockery is very effective against fascists*. While the best time to start laughing at them was years ago, the second best time is today.
Remember that mockery is very effective against fascists*. While the best time to start laughing at them was years ago, the second best time is today.
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dogshooter Noem should have been laughed out of the hearing when she answered the habeas corpus question.
Remember that mockery is very effective against fascists*. While the best time to start laughing at them was years ago, the second best time is today.
Remember that mockery is very effective against fascists*. While the best time to start laughing at them was years ago, the second best time is today.
A little something for mer-May:
May 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A little something for mer-May:
In Ohio, there is a place called Jungle Jim’s
Here’s the entrance:
Here’s the entrance:
May 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In Ohio, there is a place called Jungle Jim’s
Here’s the entrance:
Here’s the entrance: