A barista but Evil
@nameiswhyen.bsky.social
I’m a barista who is evil.
Here to collect fanart and avoid the M*sk hellscape
Here to collect fanart and avoid the M*sk hellscape
Hi hello professors who use Canvas: if you’re going to copy and paste modules from your past classes pls do the bare minimum of changing the dates accordingly, sincerely a student who’s had too many mental breakdowns thinking her assignments were overdue by like 5 weeks
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hi hello professors who use Canvas: if you’re going to copy and paste modules from your past classes pls do the bare minimum of changing the dates accordingly, sincerely a student who’s had too many mental breakdowns thinking her assignments were overdue by like 5 weeks
Really neat that we’re spending money on starting wars and hurting people instead of like. Doing anything good for the world.
June 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Really neat that we’re spending money on starting wars and hurting people instead of like. Doing anything good for the world.
Re-reading the Hunger Games and ohhh my god Peeta is such a diva. Absolute queen of a man
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Re-reading the Hunger Games and ohhh my god Peeta is such a diva. Absolute queen of a man
I swear men brag about doing 360 no scope kills and having like 95% accuracy on their shots in COD but can’t even aim all of their piss into the toilet bowl
April 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I swear men brag about doing 360 no scope kills and having like 95% accuracy on their shots in COD but can’t even aim all of their piss into the toilet bowl
Omg a beautiful woman (nurse) just offered me a drink 😳🙈 (mixture containing c-urea and citric acid)
March 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Omg a beautiful woman (nurse) just offered me a drink 😳🙈 (mixture containing c-urea and citric acid)
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
This is amazing bc I literally came up with a character similar to this a few days ago
No One Quite Sure Why 8-Year-Old Has Voice Of Lifelong Chain Smoker
January 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is amazing bc I literally came up with a character similar to this a few days ago
I literlyrally. LOVE making mocktails. Just me with my fancy little spritz babeyyyyy
December 23, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I literlyrally. LOVE making mocktails. Just me with my fancy little spritz babeyyyyy
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I WILL destroy your self esteem if you sing while I watch Wicked in theaters. Don’t you dare
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I WILL destroy your self esteem if you sing while I watch Wicked in theaters. Don’t you dare
Growing up is realizing you had a mean gay 6th grade teacher who did NOT like you :’)
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Growing up is realizing you had a mean gay 6th grade teacher who did NOT like you :’)
Nothing is a bigger motivator for me right now than just living out of pure spite
November 7, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Nothing is a bigger motivator for me right now than just living out of pure spite
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let's be aggressively queerer these next 4 years. If we're gonna lose sleep then so is everybody else
November 6, 2024 at 11:12 PM
let's be aggressively queerer these next 4 years. If we're gonna lose sleep then so is everybody else
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New this morning
November 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
New this morning
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Thinking about that math professor I met in California who told me he's trying to avoid all news, with a goal of one day not knowing who the president is.
November 6, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Thinking about that math professor I met in California who told me he's trying to avoid all news, with a goal of one day not knowing who the president is.
I voted!! Now I’m going to bed at 7 fucking pm and not looking at anything related to the election for the next 3 days buh bye!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I voted!! Now I’m going to bed at 7 fucking pm and not looking at anything related to the election for the next 3 days buh bye!!!!!!!!!
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November 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Whoo! Sports! Yeha !
October 31, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Whoo! Sports! Yeha !
I wonder if Bsky will implement a trending page like the old bird app bc sometimes I’m curious to see what people are screaming about when something happens
October 29, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I wonder if Bsky will implement a trending page like the old bird app bc sometimes I’m curious to see what people are screaming about when something happens
“I’m going back to Twitter because I don’t get as many engagements on here :(((“ it’s almost like. This is a new app. And Twitter is decades old and more established. And gaining a new following on a new app takes time.
October 25, 2024 at 7:04 PM
“I’m going back to Twitter because I don’t get as many engagements on here :(((“ it’s almost like. This is a new app. And Twitter is decades old and more established. And gaining a new following on a new app takes time.
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October 24, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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As much as I would love for Aabria to do a full horror campaign…I think the fact that she sprinkles in horror elements in non-horror makes things like “broke 206 magic items twice” and “human flesh puppet” way more impactful #dimension20
October 24, 2024 at 5:36 PM
As much as I would love for Aabria to do a full horror campaign…I think the fact that she sprinkles in horror elements in non-horror makes things like “broke 206 magic items twice” and “human flesh puppet” way more impactful #dimension20