Nanci Schwartz
@nancipants.bsky.social
I write books about awesome ladies in space.✨ author of the ROBBER BARRONS trilogy✨ I also runDisney✨ she/her✨ Luke/Mara trash since 1992 (ask me for my AO3)✨
I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.
It sucked, but I finished
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It sucked, but I finished
[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!
It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣
Medal, or plate?
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Medal, or plate?
Let’s do this (tomorrow)
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Let’s do this (tomorrow)
We are four people.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are four people.
Very important things are happening
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Very important things are happening
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
They both liked it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They both liked it.
Someone posted this in my running group. 🤣
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Someone posted this in my running group. 🤣
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
Excuse me, I’d like to lodge a complaint
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Excuse me, I’d like to lodge a complaint
So apparently on the last weekend of Brick or Treat, they are trying to get rid of all their candy.
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So apparently on the last weekend of Brick or Treat, they are trying to get rid of all their candy.
Three hours of trick or treating.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Three hours of trick or treating.
How elder millennials say Happy Halloween in the group chat.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
How elder millennials say Happy Halloween in the group chat.
What’s my dog dreaming about? Wrong answers only.
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What’s my dog dreaming about? Wrong answers only.
Do I need another sparkle skirt? No. Does it go perfectly with my Padme tank from Crowned? Yes, yes it does.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do I need another sparkle skirt? No. Does it go perfectly with my Padme tank from Crowned? Yes, yes it does.
I’m crying. 12:24 min PR. 😭😊
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m crying. 12:24 min PR. 😭😊
This is why I do not regularly watch sports.
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is why I do not regularly watch sports.
You know what that means
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You know what that means
I love them, your honor
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I love them, your honor
When Luke blows up the first Death Star
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When Luke blows up the first Death Star
Went to a conference at the Rosen Center hotel and boy howdy did it bring back memories of Celebration 2017.
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Went to a conference at the Rosen Center hotel and boy howdy did it bring back memories of Celebration 2017.
My kingdom for lows in the 60s. Please. It’s almost October.
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My kingdom for lows in the 60s. Please. It’s almost October.