Nanci Schwartz
@nancipants.bsky.social
I write books about awesome ladies in space.✨ author of the ROBBER BARRONS trilogy✨ I also runDisney✨ she/her✨ Luke/Mara trash since 1992 (ask me for my AO3)✨
Pinned
I really need to start writing again.
In the meantime, if you like Star Wars and Firefly, I would love some more readers for my sci-fi trilogy, starting with Robber Barrons. They are on Am@zon (yes, only there, sorry).
In the meantime, if you like Star Wars and Firefly, I would love some more readers for my sci-fi trilogy, starting with Robber Barrons. They are on Am@zon (yes, only there, sorry).
Five years ago, Lucasfilm announced the Rogue Squadron movie, and I have been disappointed ever since.
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Five years ago, Lucasfilm announced the Rogue Squadron movie, and I have been disappointed ever since.
Anyone who has spent any time on the internet looking up parenting information will immediately know why relying on ChatGPT is a BAD IDEA
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Anyone who has spent any time on the internet looking up parenting information will immediately know why relying on ChatGPT is a BAD IDEA
Love to wake up with a headache and then check my phone to find out my mom called me five times throughout the night asking when I was coming to get her to move home. :/
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Love to wake up with a headache and then check my phone to find out my mom called me five times throughout the night asking when I was coming to get her to move home. :/
Hey, RFKJr - fuck you.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hey, RFKJr - fuck you.
Why does instagram insist on constantly changing the UI to be completely nonsensical? Where the heck are messages now??
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Why does instagram insist on constantly changing the UI to be completely nonsensical? Where the heck are messages now??
I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.
I’m gonna need to create a spreadsheet to keep track of which Pokemon figures my kid already has 🙃
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m gonna need to create a spreadsheet to keep track of which Pokemon figures my kid already has 🙃
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
It sucked, but I finished
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It sucked, but I finished
I’m so tired.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m so tired.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!
Oh, your favorite side character from Jedi has lines? One of mine is in an A-wing you see for two seconds and is no longer considered canon, and the other is juuuuust off-screen at Jabba’s Palace glaring daggers at Luke Skywalker, also no longer considered canon. 😝
Who are the best side and background characters from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi?
See if your answer made the list: youtu.be/DRFb_SEplqU
See if your answer made the list: youtu.be/DRFb_SEplqU
The Essential Glup Shittos of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh, your favorite side character from Jedi has lines? One of mine is in an A-wing you see for two seconds and is no longer considered canon, and the other is juuuuust off-screen at Jabba’s Palace glaring daggers at Luke Skywalker, also no longer considered canon. 😝
It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣
“It’s the Resistance”
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“It’s the Resistance”
I actually got some nice race pictures from Space Coast and then I saw it costs $90 to download all your photos and now I feel very spoiled by Disney photopass (which I also pay for, but it’s $100 for the entire year - and I’m still salty it’s no longer included with an AP)
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I actually got some nice race pictures from Space Coast and then I saw it costs $90 to download all your photos and now I feel very spoiled by Disney photopass (which I also pay for, but it’s $100 for the entire year - and I’m still salty it’s no longer included with an AP)
And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
Medal, or plate?
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Medal, or plate?
Let’s do this (tomorrow)
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Let’s do this (tomorrow)
You can lead a horse [mother] to water [dining room at her new assisted living], but you can’t make them drink [sit with people and eat].
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You can lead a horse [mother] to water [dining room at her new assisted living], but you can’t make them drink [sit with people and eat].
Also, interesting observation with an almost 6yo: Jurassic Park didn’t scare him at all. But Home Alone has spooked him a few times. I guess he’s more scared of realistic things?
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Also, interesting observation with an almost 6yo: Jurassic Park didn’t scare him at all. But Home Alone has spooked him a few times. I guess he’s more scared of realistic things?
Home Alone must not have had the rights to Lego, because you just need to dump a huge box out and BAM
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Home Alone must not have had the rights to Lego, because you just need to dump a huge box out and BAM
The most unrealistic part of Home Alone is not them leaving Kevin; it’s the parents sleeping until 8 am and the younger kids not waking them up at 5:30 am.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The most unrealistic part of Home Alone is not them leaving Kevin; it’s the parents sleeping until 8 am and the younger kids not waking them up at 5:30 am.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
Most underrated line in Home Alone.