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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who is sulking with his back towards Blue. Blue: Are you still sulking about this morning? Green: I only missed the thing you wanted to show me because you didn't say it was time-sensitive. Green turns his head to look at Blue, who is now also frowning. Blue: I didn't think it would take you five minutes to get across the room. Green: And you said nothing! Blue looks frustrated, frowning at Green's back as Green turns back around to look away from him. Blue: Fine. Are you going to sulk about it all day? Green: No. Green continues to sulk as Blue turns around to head off, visibly relieved. Green: I will sulk for 27 minutes. Blue: I'll make lunch while we wait.
May 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk. Blue: Seems like the rain is easing. Green looks up to the sky. Green: Huh, it wasn't bad after all. An enormous downpour begins immediately. Calmly, Blue turns to address Green. Blue: I think it heard you.
May 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. There is also a third fox, who is red. Blue and Green are standing side-by-side, as Red, Blue's mother, is facing them. Red: Would you like some homemade applesauce? Fresh nettles? A whole smoked fish? Blue: No th- Green, interrupting: Yes please. The foxes are in the same positions, but Green is now surrounded by a jar of applesauce, a packet of smoked fish, and a bag of nettle leaves. Red: How about some honey? Mushrooms? Bilberry jam? A loaf of bread? Green: Yes, yes, and yes! The offered homemade treats and gifts continue accumulating around Green. Red: Birch sap? Seed potatoes? Parsley? Some gourds from the garden? Green: Yes, thank you! As they're left by themselves, Blue turns to address Green, who is currently in the process of swallowing an entire pumpkin whole, unhingeing his jaw like a snake. Blue: Accepting everything mom gives feels like freeloading and I feel bad about it. Green: I don't.
May 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I've been bedridden for the last 6 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again.
If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive.

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May 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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mattbaume.bsky.social
I'm grateful for the rule about reposting this video anytime it crosses your timeline because it was only just now, on my 10,385th viewing, that I noticed his costume change includes the application of lipstick
goldengateblond.bsky.social shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · May 7
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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theclippy.bsky.social
People can change their names, Julie. So can paperclips. You wouldn't deadname a human, don't deadname me.
 Julie Montoya @juliemontoya20.bsky.social · May 9
The Microsoft Office paperclip was called Clippit. With a T. Not Clippy.
May 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep while Green is wide awake and watching Blue from his own side of the bed. Green, narrating: Sometimes I like to see if you want to cuddle in your sleep. Seeking affection, Green reaches over to Blue's side of the bed. Green, narrating: Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. Not waking up, Blue frowns and firmly and clearly pushes Green away with his tail. Green, narrating: I like how clearly you say "no". Having returned to his own side of the bed, Green curls up to sleep as well, perfectly content with the answer he was given. Green, still narrating: It lets me know you mean it when you say "yes".
May 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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purrinink.bsky.social
Kitty found the comfiest spot: a pile of unfolded laundry. #wip 🐈‍⬛
May 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting beside each other, focused on their own hobbies. Blue is on his computer with headphones on, while Green is reading a book. Both foxes are startled, jumping into the air as something smashes through the ceiling and into the floor with significant force. Both foxes turn around to look at the smoking crater that has now formed onto the floor. In the middle of it is a perfectly round, off-white ball. Blue: Is that a...? Green: ...Yeah. A golf ball. Equally baffled, the foxes turn to look at each other. Blue: We'll never get an explanation to this, will we? Green: Probably not.
May 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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dynamoe.bsky.social
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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Moving Picture Resource Experts Group
May 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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rorax.bsky.social
Its done. Its Rendered. Its Over. It can't hurt me any more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsP...
Oblivion Remaster 05: Dra'dizah and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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May 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside. Green is wearing a pair of sunglasses, looking up. Green: If I put on my sunglasses, it's cloudy. Green takes the sunglasses off, squinting in the bright light of the sun that appeared seemingly out of nowhere. Green: But i I take them off, sunshine returns! Green puts the sunglasses back on his head, and the sun is gone again. Green: Shades on, sun's gone. Green starts to flip the sunglasses on and off his head, making the sun blink on and off accordingly. Blue frowns at him. Green: Strobe time. Blue: Stop that, you'll give someone a seizure.
May 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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mattbaume.bsky.social
Wait a minute
May 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and in the middle of them, is a smaller, brighter blue fox, Blue's little brother. In this one, Blue, Green, and Little Blue are sitting at a table, which is set with a game board and various game pieces. All are studying the board with interest. Green: It was nice of your parents to let us use the summer room for gaming. Blue and his little brother look at each other. Blue: Who goes first? My Cursed Plague Army vs. your Imperials? Little Blue: Ok! A little while later, the game pieces have been arranged onto the table - some are still on the board, some have been moved or knocked aside. Currently, Blue is throwing dice on the table, eight altogether with some still in the air while others have already landed on the table. Green follows the game, as Blue looks at the dice triumphantly. Little Blue looks at them in anger. Blue: Ha! Three sixes! The God of Rot blesses his own! Little Blue: How?! Suddenly, Little Blue looks up, and Blue and Green follow his gaze to see what he's looking at. Little Blue: No wait, now I know how: The ceiling here is growing mould.
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are running errands. Green turns to look at Blue, who is frowning with agitated frustration. Blue: Aargh! I hate this! It's too loud, too bright, and there's too many people! Somewhere in the distance, someone's baby is crying. Frowning, Blue turns to glare towards the noise. Blue: ...And someone's crying baby, of couse. Green: Can I try something? Green pulls out a strange little device, which Blue studies with confusion. Blue: What? Green: This baby translator. Blue: A what? As both of the foxes study the contraption that Green is holding, it speaks up. Translator: Wail decoded: It's too loud, too bright, and too crowded. I hate it. Blue: Okay, that's fair.
April 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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garybrannan.bsky.social
“They should have placed the rosary beads first” ffs there will be a special ceremony which, post embalming, will deal with how symbols of office and faith are added to the body, they don’t forget this shit. There are RULES.
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green walks past him, with a selection of cleaning equipment and a look of determination. Green: Time to finally clean the shower! In the shower, Green looks at a darkened, off-white corner while holding a rag. Green: Best to start with the dirtiest corner. A moment later, the sounds of intense scrubbing suddenly cease. Blue hears Green screaming in rage, and turns to look towards the direction of the sound, startled. Green: RAAAAH! Blue rushes to the bathroom, to see Green glaring at the same corner as before. While everything surrounding it is still dark, the deepest crease of the corner is now sparkling white - leaving a reverse stain on the surrounding tile. Blue: Are you okay? Green: Now there's one clean corner.
April 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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legendblade.bsky.social
Do not. They will not secure this information. They will misuse it.
April 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, and Blue is about to ask something as his voice is drowned out by approaching, extremely loud engine noises. Blue, drowned out by the noise: What was it that you wanted fro- Giving up mid-sentence, Blue turns to look behind his shoulder, as both of the foxes peer behind themselves to see the source of the noise. Both of the foxes watch in amazed silence as a comically small fox drives past them on a comically small motorcycle, which continues to make a deafeningly loud roar and clamour as it slides past them, not moving very fast.
April 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a look of mild concern, as Green is sitting with his back towards Blue, looking grumpy. Blue: What's wrong? Green turns to look over his shoulder to talk to Blue. Green: I'm annoying and stinky. Blue: That's not true. As Green turns his head back around, Blue kisses the back of his neck. No longer grumpy, Green looks surprised instead. Blue: You are absolutely not stinky. A moment after Blue has left the scene, Green picks up on the implication and turns to look at the direction where Blue had gone to, now frowning in insult. Green: ...Hey!
April 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is eating some kind of a crunchy snack out of a packet, surrounded by nothing but the loud audible sound of his chewing, without a care in the world. Blue manifests out of thin air, already in the middle of a sentence. He looks at Green with a puzzled look on his face, as Green spits out whatever he was chewing on in shock and surprise. Blue: ...Work either way, so- wait, are you listening at all? Green turns towards Blue, still clearly shaken. Blue looks at him, incredulous. Green: I had no idea you're there! You know I can't hear anything when I'm chewing! Blue: I'm still not sure that's a real thing.
April 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green has a bottle of pink beverage, and is grimacing in disgust with his tongue out. Blue looks at him with a puzzled frown. Green: Hfprrtyöh. It's yucky. Blue: Didn't you already try that once, and you didn't like it? Recovering from the full-body cringe of disgust, Green regains his composure and looks at Blue, who still looks puzzled. Green: Yeah, but it's good to give things you didn't like a second try sometimes. Blue: Why would you? Green: Either you find out you like it after all, or you find that you were right all along. The foxes kiss. Green: It's a win-win. Blue: If you say so.
April 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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🐈‍⬛!
April 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM