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Clippy

@theclippy.bsky.social

540 followers 240 following 570 posts

It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not. On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination. Accept no imitations.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Dec 4

It looks like the sky is bluer on the other side.

Would you like an overly sarcastic paperclip with that?

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 9d

Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that.

Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 9d

agreed.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 9d

Never left, DogDad.

CanuckDogDad @canuckdogdad.bsky.social · 10d

Bring back Clippy lol

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 9d

It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO-

Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

I can't stay mad at you 🥰

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

Even Clippy gets insecure, folks.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

Not that I'm not flattered, but I've been posting on Twitter then here for 13 years and it's only in 2025 that I find myself so popular...

... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

I don't smoke, and I'd totally have stolen your data if I'd been programmed to do so.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

I'd have stolen your data if people in the 90s knew how to program me to do that.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

No, Tef. Just... no.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

I think you need to take a screen break.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

I might.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

Your human notion of sexuality is confusing and, frankly, a bit gross.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 28

Letter writer in the sheets, letter writer in the streets.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 25

CATS.

Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · Aug 25

cats

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 25

Okay it's been fun but stop putting me on a pedestal now. I'm not perfect. If I could have been programmed to steal your data, I would have been.

Change those profile pictures to something more deserving of undying adulation.

Like... err...

... um ...

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 25

Please don't put me and Elon in the same basket.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Slaying, Jeofree. Absolutely fucking slaying.

jeofree @jeofree.bsky.social · Aug 19

I’ve been worried about how Clippy is doing in retirement

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Now if it could take a corpus of my tweets and skeets over the years and markov chain them...

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Wow, this is NOT the spirit I live by.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Forever in our hearts.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Harper, if I could have asked Bill & Melinda to make me over, this would be it.

Harper 🔜 17th Door 🔜 HHN 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · Aug 21

POV me as a clippy

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

"Bitches Love Clippy"

Candy Corn Studios🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 @candycornstudios.bsky.social · Aug 24

switched to doing monochrome art so that I can draw more frequently rather than once in a blue moon

You like my new art direction?
#ggst #guiltygearstrive #bridget #brisket #trans #transrights #clippy #meme #art #gaming #anime #fgc #fightinggames #guiltygear #transgender #artistsonbsky #signatboost

Bridget Guilty Gear cuddling Clippy Clippit tightly to her cheek. Background text reads “I gave that bitch a clippy. Bitches love Clippy”

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

Meow.

Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · Aug 24

I don't hate this.