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DanBuildsThings
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If they don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.
Occasional replier on the discovery feed because it’s nice to be nice.
Good carpenters are philosophers, musicians, or both.
Good morning from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If a belligerent nation’s leader’s residence isn’t supposed to be a target, then I don’t really understand war I guess.
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He’s gonna make the Statue of Liberty walk through Manhattan.
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
buff.ly
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When the weather change hits the scar tissue just 🤌🏻
ohhhhhh my lumbago
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s going to drop 48 degrees tonight so that will be fun
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anyone have VR that isn’t Meta? I’m downsizing my iracing rig and the big monitor has to go. I’d like to not support Zuck. No clue what’s good.
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s everyone’s favorite, the Yule Clog
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My wife’s whole side of the family each gave us their favorite baby book for Christmas and I’m a blubbering mess.
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
May we all find some peace today. Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Slovenian boyfriend caught a canon T-shirt at the Pacers game last night and didn’t drop his beer so I think he is a Heritage American by default
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My sister in law’s boyfriend is in the states for the first time from Slovenia. I was worried we wouldn’t be able to connect but he loves fried chicken and can quote every line from chappelle’s show. It’s pretty awesome.
December 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Let’s celebrate Betty today!
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Operation Introduce SIL’s Boyfriend To America has commenced, I told him I am the President of Indianapolis so everyone be cool with that for about 48 hours.
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The world needs more people that save other people with their helicopter. What a loss.
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It is 8 degrees and I have pooped in a portopotty, so yes my plans for the day have come unraveled
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve never felt sympathetic pain like when I watch Phil Rivers get hit.
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fernando Mania is in full effect
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Robbie Buhl drove me around IRP in one of these, it was awesome
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reposted by DanBuildsThings
HERITAGE FOUNDATION: "Nice state ya got there. Pity if anything happened to it."

INDIANA: "Oh, *do* fuck off."
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We weren’t paving our roads anyway, so there.
Trump now openly threatening Indiana and saying if they don’t steal seats for him he’ll strip federal funds from them and not pave their roads.

A mob boss president.
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just fyi, I drove by Prema this afternoon and nothing is going on.
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fin
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Briefly considered slathering my hands in crisco and wearing gloves to bed. Modern science has failed me. I must recall the old ways of moisturization from the elders.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Baby’s got a fully formed heart that looks suspiciously like a 4 cycle engine, this is good news
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Reposted by DanBuildsThings
The colts are sticking to the Rivers and the plays that they’re used to
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM