i just remembered i gave myself a haircut last night while drinking, lol.
i really desperately need one, but it’s pricey, so i’ve been randomly trimming it myself and trying to cut in layers. having curls makes it forgiving, and i actually think i did a decent job. but we’ll assess after a wash 🙃
i really desperately need one, but it’s pricey, so i’ve been randomly trimming it myself and trying to cut in layers. having curls makes it forgiving, and i actually think i did a decent job. but we’ll assess after a wash 🙃
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i just remembered i gave myself a haircut last night while drinking, lol.
i really desperately need one, but it’s pricey, so i’ve been randomly trimming it myself and trying to cut in layers. having curls makes it forgiving, and i actually think i did a decent job. but we’ll assess after a wash 🙃
i really desperately need one, but it’s pricey, so i’ve been randomly trimming it myself and trying to cut in layers. having curls makes it forgiving, and i actually think i did a decent job. but we’ll assess after a wash 🙃
this christmas present was requested almost exclusively for the purpose of making some of the cocktails they make at the Bamboo Room inside Chicago’s 3 Dots and a Dash.
(a place i had never been to, but aspire to visit one day when america doesn’t suck so much.)
i can’t wait to make yellow snow. ⛄️
(a place i had never been to, but aspire to visit one day when america doesn’t suck so much.)
i can’t wait to make yellow snow. ⛄️
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this christmas present was requested almost exclusively for the purpose of making some of the cocktails they make at the Bamboo Room inside Chicago’s 3 Dots and a Dash.
(a place i had never been to, but aspire to visit one day when america doesn’t suck so much.)
i can’t wait to make yellow snow. ⛄️
(a place i had never been to, but aspire to visit one day when america doesn’t suck so much.)
i can’t wait to make yellow snow. ⛄️
started the day with a healthy breakfast.
as you do.
as you do.
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
started the day with a healthy breakfast.
as you do.
as you do.
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
a fun christmas update: i did nothing productive today, got day drunk and then ordered pizza.
the only thing i accomplished was scratching all the lotto tickets from stockings for a net win of $19 and 4x free tickets.
the only thing i accomplished was scratching all the lotto tickets from stockings for a net win of $19 and 4x free tickets.
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
a fun christmas update: i did nothing productive today, got day drunk and then ordered pizza.
the only thing i accomplished was scratching all the lotto tickets from stockings for a net win of $19 and 4x free tickets.
the only thing i accomplished was scratching all the lotto tickets from stockings for a net win of $19 and 4x free tickets.
really conflicted about if i’m going to do productive things today… or be an absolute sloth. 🦥
my ADHD brain is itching to accomplish all the things and feeling guilty for wasting a day, but… my stomach is upset and my muscles are sore and i would love to do nothing.
my ADHD brain is itching to accomplish all the things and feeling guilty for wasting a day, but… my stomach is upset and my muscles are sore and i would love to do nothing.
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
really conflicted about if i’m going to do productive things today… or be an absolute sloth. 🦥
my ADHD brain is itching to accomplish all the things and feeling guilty for wasting a day, but… my stomach is upset and my muscles are sore and i would love to do nothing.
my ADHD brain is itching to accomplish all the things and feeling guilty for wasting a day, but… my stomach is upset and my muscles are sore and i would love to do nothing.
i declare dinner from Boulevard at The Sutton a success!
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i declare dinner from Boulevard at The Sutton a success!
i enjoy a christmas log channel. there’s a simpsons one this year and it’s not too shabby.
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i enjoy a christmas log channel. there’s a simpsons one this year and it’s not too shabby.
if you’d like an indication of how hard yesterday’s 12 days of christmas workout was at my crossfit box, well i just had to pause scratching my lotto tickets because my arm & shoulders are too sore. 😭
this was no joke.
and yes, you do it like the song.
so; 1 wall walk, then 2 pushups & 1 wall walk…
this was no joke.
and yes, you do it like the song.
so; 1 wall walk, then 2 pushups & 1 wall walk…
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
if you’d like an indication of how hard yesterday’s 12 days of christmas workout was at my crossfit box, well i just had to pause scratching my lotto tickets because my arm & shoulders are too sore. 😭
this was no joke.
and yes, you do it like the song.
so; 1 wall walk, then 2 pushups & 1 wall walk…
this was no joke.
and yes, you do it like the song.
so; 1 wall walk, then 2 pushups & 1 wall walk…
Reposted by natalie
I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
Lay article attached:
One of the biggest microplastic pollution sources isn’t straws or grocery bags – it’s your tires
Every few years, the tires on your car wear thin and need to be replaced. But where does that lost tire material go? The answer, unfortunately, is often waterways, where the tiny microplastic particle...
www.pbs.org
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
Lay article attached:
lululemon starts their boxing day sale at noon on xmas eve and frankly it’s rude how that coincides with my day drinking and anyways, i think i spent like $600 on stuff. 🙈
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
lululemon starts their boxing day sale at noon on xmas eve and frankly it’s rude how that coincides with my day drinking and anyways, i think i spent like $600 on stuff. 🙈
a couple years ago we started ordering christmas dinner instead of cooking it. and honestly; no regrets.
it makes the day actually enjoyable because no one is stuck in the kitchen all day and has to grocery shop and prep and clean dishes for days… and we all love to cook, but this, is FREEDOM.
it makes the day actually enjoyable because no one is stuck in the kitchen all day and has to grocery shop and prep and clean dishes for days… and we all love to cook, but this, is FREEDOM.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
a couple years ago we started ordering christmas dinner instead of cooking it. and honestly; no regrets.
it makes the day actually enjoyable because no one is stuck in the kitchen all day and has to grocery shop and prep and clean dishes for days… and we all love to cook, but this, is FREEDOM.
it makes the day actually enjoyable because no one is stuck in the kitchen all day and has to grocery shop and prep and clean dishes for days… and we all love to cook, but this, is FREEDOM.
tomorrow is my last workday of the year… or is it? might call in sick. 🤷♀️
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
tomorrow is my last workday of the year… or is it? might call in sick. 🤷♀️
there’s a special part of you that dies every time you see something you owned as a teen sold as “vintage” online.
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
there’s a special part of you that dies every time you see something you owned as a teen sold as “vintage” online.
there’s a weirdly aggressive techno xmas mix on at my crossfit box and i just heard the most awful version of hallelujah i’ve ever heard. first off; not a xmas song guys. once again, that’s a horny song about fucking. second; that should never be made into a “dance hit”. 🫠
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
there’s a weirdly aggressive techno xmas mix on at my crossfit box and i just heard the most awful version of hallelujah i’ve ever heard. first off; not a xmas song guys. once again, that’s a horny song about fucking. second; that should never be made into a “dance hit”. 🫠
this is my favourite thrift store catch and release from today.
i’m marveling at this being the best photo they had to choose from for this cover.
i’m marveling at this being the best photo they had to choose from for this cover.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
this is my favourite thrift store catch and release from today.
i’m marveling at this being the best photo they had to choose from for this cover.
i’m marveling at this being the best photo they had to choose from for this cover.
anyone else awake from 3-4:30am listening to the insane rain & wind?
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
anyone else awake from 3-4:30am listening to the insane rain & wind?
i accidentally started a very laborious baking project too late this evening and now i’m going to be up until midnight.
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i accidentally started a very laborious baking project too late this evening and now i’m going to be up until midnight.
i went to the most bougie sauna today and did an aufguss ritual and i can’t even explain how good i feel right now. like, down to my core. my nervous system feels like i hit reset.
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i went to the most bougie sauna today and did an aufguss ritual and i can’t even explain how good i feel right now. like, down to my core. my nervous system feels like i hit reset.
if anyone wants to buy me a birthday present, i am ready for this tattoo
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
if anyone wants to buy me a birthday present, i am ready for this tattoo
climate change is great.
can’t say i’ve ever been in 15° weather wearing sunglasses in a hoodie with no jacket on my birthday before. 🙃
can’t say i’ve ever been in 15° weather wearing sunglasses in a hoodie with no jacket on my birthday before. 🙃
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
climate change is great.
can’t say i’ve ever been in 15° weather wearing sunglasses in a hoodie with no jacket on my birthday before. 🙃
can’t say i’ve ever been in 15° weather wearing sunglasses in a hoodie with no jacket on my birthday before. 🙃
jesus, this is fucking awful.
“Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.”
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: Sources (Exclusive)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
jesus, this is fucking awful.
oh man. lily allen’s performance tonight on SNL was exactly as good as i thought it was going to be. 🔥
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
oh man. lily allen’s performance tonight on SNL was exactly as good as i thought it was going to be. 🔥
successfully shot my new album cover tonight.
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
successfully shot my new album cover tonight.
bus drivers that won’t open the back doors when they’re driving an articulated bus and there’s a giant line give me cop vibes. like who fucking cares, just get people on as fast as possible.
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
bus drivers that won’t open the back doors when they’re driving an articulated bus and there’s a giant line give me cop vibes. like who fucking cares, just get people on as fast as possible.