Natalie
@natalieruiz.bsky.social
I still haven't learned how to type on my phone with my thumbs, I refuse to do it, 🏳️⚧️ she/her
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Natalie
@natalieruiz.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Did you guys know that Janusz Kaminski, the master of light and shadow, shot the Vanilla Ice movie Cool As Ice?
I don't like gender swapped Mulholland Drive cowboy (a reluctant good for her)
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I don't like gender swapped Mulholland Drive cowboy (a reluctant good for her)
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Today is the 20th anniversary of the release of Munich, the first movie my husband wrote for Steven Spielberg and a film I still can't believe got made. I am obviously biased but...just watch it. I genuinely don't think it could be done now.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Today is the 20th anniversary of the release of Munich, the first movie my husband wrote for Steven Spielberg and a film I still can't believe got made. I am obviously biased but...just watch it. I genuinely don't think it could be done now.
Another 2026 resolution I'm getting a jump on: practicing eye makeup, I let my game slip for years
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Another 2026 resolution I'm getting a jump on: practicing eye makeup, I let my game slip for years
Lego Minas Tirith eh, looks like I'll have to sell my car
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Lego Minas Tirith eh, looks like I'll have to sell my car
I am watching Scrooged, it's interesting that Dickie Donner made Lethal Weapon and then he made Scrooged and then he made Lethal Weapon 2
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I am watching Scrooged, it's interesting that Dickie Donner made Lethal Weapon and then he made Scrooged and then he made Lethal Weapon 2
wow
It's a pure coincidence, but it was always crazy to me how much Arianne Zucker in the ACCESS HOLLYWOOD tape looks like Domino (Vinessa Shaw) in EYES WIDE SHUT
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
wow
A one-er, Candy's hands must have been so cold, what a goddamn genius
From SCTV’s Christmas episode, John Candy’s Johnny LaRue, exiled from the network holiday party & forced to do his Street Beef segment on the empty streets of Christmas Eve, is both delightfully funny & surprisingly poignant…
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A one-er, Candy's hands must have been so cold, what a goddamn genius
A tradition unlike any other (I specifically reminded these two knuckleheads to record the numbers on Wet Day just as they asked, guess they didn't see it)
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A tradition unlike any other (I specifically reminded these two knuckleheads to record the numbers on Wet Day just as they asked, guess they didn't see it)
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A Proposal for All Parents Worldwide
Santa Opens It Up
YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A Proposal for All Parents Worldwide
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The best essay about this film that I've ever read, and I've not only read dozens, I've written a few myself. Hooray for Mary!
This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
There Is No Mary Problem in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
George’s vision of his wife without him is essential to the film, but critics continue to miss its true—and profound—meaning.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The best essay about this film that I've ever read, and I've not only read dozens, I've written a few myself. Hooray for Mary!
As a language pedant, and a mail carrier, this is the good shit here
A plea: It is 2025. The term "mail-in ballots" is hopelessly stuck in previous decades. There is absolutely no need for the addition of "-in." We all know the ballots are mailed "in." Please just call them "mail ballots." That is what they are. Ballots returned through the mail. MAIL BALLOTS!
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As a language pedant, and a mail carrier, this is the good shit here
I normally don't comment on folks' appearances, but fuck this dumb bitch and her shiny-ass fivehead
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I normally don't comment on folks' appearances, but fuck this dumb bitch and her shiny-ass fivehead
Avengers trailer looks like ai slop
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Avengers trailer looks like ai slop
Never forget Emmett Otter is the reason for the season
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Never forget Emmett Otter is the reason for the season
Are folks familiar with Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Jim Henson king shit
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Are folks familiar with Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Jim Henson king shit
Jim Henson's Emmett Otter's Jug Band is on prime, happy damn holidays to all
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Jim Henson's Emmett Otter's Jug Band is on prime, happy damn holidays to all
My Christmas gift to myself was new socks, the new sock feeling can't be beat
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
My Christmas gift to myself was new socks, the new sock feeling can't be beat
I continue to not beat the boomer allegations
The thing about Happy Days is everything else besides Fonzie and Mr. and Mrs. C is mid to bad, fuck off Potsie
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I continue to not beat the boomer allegations
Being a trans woman is a pain in the ass, but at least breast forms are cheap now, it's a lot like televisions
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Being a trans woman is a pain in the ass, but at least breast forms are cheap now, it's a lot like televisions
A reminder that tomorrow is Festivus, a real and true holiday, I might buy a bottle and cuss out my enemies
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
A reminder that tomorrow is Festivus, a real and true holiday, I might buy a bottle and cuss out my enemies
How have I not heard of the movie where Hugh Jackman plays Neil Diamond, that is an interesting and potentially terrible idea
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How have I not heard of the movie where Hugh Jackman plays Neil Diamond, that is an interesting and potentially terrible idea
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I talked a ton of shit about baby Brock earlier this season, I must eat my words, he's in the mvp conversation at this point
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I talked a ton of shit about baby Brock earlier this season, I must eat my words, he's in the mvp conversation at this point
to the tune of the Be-Sharps song Baby On Board
🎵Marty Supreme, Donald Trump killed Jim Beam🎵
🎵Marty Supreme, Donald Trump killed Jim Beam🎵
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
to the tune of the Be-Sharps song Baby On Board
🎵Marty Supreme, Donald Trump killed Jim Beam🎵
🎵Marty Supreme, Donald Trump killed Jim Beam🎵
Dis game is ovah, sorry @captamab.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Dis game is ovah, sorry @captamab.bsky.social