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Nathan Adams
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Bartender with a movie problem. (face/off)

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Albert Pyun is the king of packing as much cool shit into a #movie as possible until he runs out of money. boxd.it/cxixY3https:...
A ★★★½ review of Nemesis (1992)
One of Pyun’s best and least low-budget-looking pieces of junk food. Imagine what a big hit this could have been if he was able to get JCVD for it in 91 instead of just having him for CYBORG in 89—esp...
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January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
This has got to be a @pt.letterboxd.social year end combo that's unique to me. 😂
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Who among us hasn't gotten a little drunk and stumbled into a Steve Zahn double feature? #movies #filmsky boxd.it/cuoq5l
A ★ review of Strange Wilderness (2008)
An anti-comedy that almost feels like a sick social experiment more than a real attempt at entertainment. This is the piece of shit that tricked me into thinking Steve Zahn was bad before I realized y...
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January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Who forgot to cast The Rock in the latest shitty jungle comedy? #movies #filmsky boxd.it/cunFvh
A ★★ review of Anaconda (2025)
Only a movie in the loosest sense of the word. Felt more rushed, unplanned, and slipshod than the production within a production the amateur protagonists are attempting. Black often looks asleep in a ...
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January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
In which the worst screen father of all-time is put in charge of 23 screaming children during a natural disaster. You got this, McConaughey! #filmthreads #movies boxd.it/cjrnz5
A ★★½ review of The Lost Bus (2025)
WAY too long for what it is. The extend-o first act where we’re learning about McConaughey’s sad life was far too corny to get so much time, and then the survival action kept going and going until it ...
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December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
In everyone's lives there will be a screaming gerbil and a stone-faced Conan O'Brien. #filmsky boxd.it/ciB9Fp
A ★★★★ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Another nerve-racking entrant in the "motherhood would be great if it wasn't for the fucking kid" genre. Throws you right into the deep end of the impotent rage pool and then points and laughs at you ...
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December 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I've been working up the courage to watch this one for years. Woof. #filmsky #christmas boxd.it/cc5Uhr
A ★ review of The Christmas Shoes (2002)
There's not any competent filmmaking on display here, which is a real shame given the strength of the source material (an unsettlingly Christian country song performed by a man who looks like one of t...
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December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This abomination against nature makes me want to get white guy blues music outlawed. #filmsky #christmas boxd.it/cbtjkd
A ★½ review of Jack Frost (1998)
Somehow creepier but less entertaining than the horror movie JACK FROST. The amount of time they spend trying to sell you on the fact that a balding dude's fat dad blues band is SO CLOSE to making it ...
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December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There must have been some magic in that carrot dildo they found, because this is actually watchable! #filmsky #christmas #horror boxd.it/cbqweL
A ★★★ review of Jack Frost (1997)
Rides that line between forgivably but accidentally bad and purposefully stupid on purpose quite well. It's fun all the way through even though it does nothing competently.  I probably wouldn't give i...
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December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A lot of people aren't ready to hear it, but this is the better version of MIRACLE ON 34TH ST. #christmas #filmsky boxd.it/cb1kOR
A ★★★ review of Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
Works okay as a comedy, works good as a Christmas movie, but it works GREAT as an Orlando movie. Rivaled only by THE FLORIDA PROJECT and MIAMI CONNECTION for being the quintessential Orlando movie. KN...
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December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's like WICKED, but for people who like early 90s erotic thriller trash. #filmsky boxd.it/cazY7R
A ★★½ review of The Housemaid (2025)
Usually when a movie has a poisonously bad script I hate it on principle, but this one was stupid/trashy in enough of a 90s erotic thriller crossed with a Lifetime network melodrama way that I had a g...
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December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Nathan Adams
It’s that time of year to watch THE SILENT PARTNER.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The kid beating up the couch was the best furniture attack scene since that guy beat the shit out of the chair in GUMMO. #filmsky boxd.it/c49X6d
A ★½ review of A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)
Despite the insane plot synopsis, this one doesn’t have so much as a whiff of intentional camp or irony on it. It appears to be the product of some kind of legit mental illness or possibly conservativ...
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December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s always a nice touch when a movie with a wrestler in it finds a way for them to perform their finishing move as their character. #horror #filmsky boxd.it/c3bFy9
A ★★½ review of Santa's Slay (2005)
I could watch Goldberg kick the shit out of Chris Kattan all day long, but if you’re trying to be a movie at some point you should probably try to establish a protagonist or tell some kind of story or...
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December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My favorite scene was when Jason Biggs threw a chunk of bread up in the air and caught it in his mouth and then Mena Suvari reacted like it was the most fun thing she’d ever experienced. #filmsky #movies boxd.it/bYwF4l
A ★½ review of Loser (2000)
So bad in so many ways that I actually started to find it deeply unsettling after a while. The characters act like aliens, but not in any recognizable way that I can attribute to bad writing, or even ...
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December 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Best case scenario this kid is in therapy for the rest of his life and never has a healthy relationship with another human. #horrorsky boxd.it/bVEYAf
A ★★★½ review of Insidious (2010)
This movie is pretty decent for a coma kid spook house joint, but its big problem is that The Further isn’t nearly as scary as the under the bed monster realm ruled over by Snik in LITTLE MONSTERS, so...
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December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Makes a good case for Rocky Balboa being the greatest black world champion of all-time. #movies #filmsky boxd.it/bV55vT
A ★★★★ review of Rocky III (1982)
The breeziest and most entertaining of the ROCKY movies, and a delicate love letter to the male form. For a movie all about reclaiming grittiness, it has zero, however. I missed that layer of sad 70s ...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM