nathanschumer.bsky.social
@nathanschumer.bsky.social
Making pie on thanksgiving is a lot like making latkes on Hannukah; obviously other things are better, but the holiday constrains you to a specific repertoire of dishes
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I grew up here and that tracks
enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am drowning in zucchini
August 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
lol this is the number 1 cause of traffic fatalities what a moron
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Unlike Sam Altman, the people behind Gemini actually do understand what it means to have five Ph.D.'s in your pocket
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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every Republican is a hardcore schmittian friend enemy guy until it’s time to actually live in that world, then it’s “ahhh geez folks, can’t we all just get along?”
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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43 - The Big Lebowski, remade as exactly as possible to the original plot and script but they are in Hellenistic Alexandria. It is extremely important that Walter still be a convert to Judaism on account of his now ex-wife (obivously the sandy kofax reference will be cut)
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
But will meaningfully reduce my chances of having to pay insane tuition for kids college, so there’s always an upside
July 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sad day to be a Columbia grad; you gotta hand it to NYU
July 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
June 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Odd lots democrats
Please god can we get a Fulop-Mandami win
New York City - Democratic Mayoral Polling:

Cuomo: 51%
Mamdani: 49%

Data For Progress / June 4, 2025 / n=819
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What do neocons think about Israel these days?
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What prehistoric animals are kosher? Did mammoths chew their cuds and have cloven feet?
April 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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It's officially publication day!
Mirah is helping me promote the book since she has served as editorial assistant from birth. If you plan to acquire a copy, use code P327 for 30% off princetonupress.bsky.social. press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This cuomo polling first in the mayors race is insane to me, a former New Yorker who remembers the 2010s. Cuomo hates New York City!
April 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
President Vance is going to break polarization—we are going to do 20 percent approvals
VP Vance to President Zelenskyy: Have you said thank you once?
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This has the potential to be a huge disaster; lots of utilities in the northwest get almost all there generation from Bonneville
Trump’s cuts to the Bonneville Power Administration are threatening the Pacific Northwest with blackouts — the very thing the administration vowed the solve.

Great @maeveallsup.bsky.social scoop.

www.latitudemedia.com/news/trump-a...
February 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Polybius and Montesquieu in shock
February 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Your grandparents will not be around forever so try to spend as much time listening to them as you can; find ways to preserve their memories
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM