Gaucho Marx
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Gaucho Marx
@nationalfreepress.bsky.social
Democracy Dies Of Extreme Vitamin D Deficiency

I'm just hear to keep a record of my ridiculous thoughts.
C'mon guys let's show some compassion. Bad Bunny had a horn section and you know that triggers Kid Rock fans because their dad traded their trumpet for meth in 5th grade.
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The people who are upset about the Super bowl halftime show wouldn't have understood it in English either.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The US hasn't won a medal in Biathalon since 1960 because the people who ski and the people who shoot are VERY different people in this country.
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Gaucho Marx
Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die … I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example."

Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.

This is a post about DS9.
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lol if he was any kind of fan, he'd know Star Trek V was terrible.
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Call it prejudice if you like, but guys named Brandon are invariably dicks.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This week on Bari Weiss 60 Minutes: Just think of Trump's unilateral assault on Venezuela as a police action, you don't object to the police issuing parking tickets, do you? Same thing. Now, here's a 45 minute story about an adorable penguin preserve and a story about how your grandkids never call.
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
FIFA Congress holds emergency session to discuss retracting Trump's Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Here's Trump's problem. Jazz musicians are like ascetic monks. They've forsaken worldly possessions for a higher calling. You can't sue them. They travel the world through the ether. They are the magic men and the dreamers of dreams.
BREAKING: New Year’s Eve concerts at the Kennedy Center are canceled. Jazz drummer Billy Hart said the decision was connected to Trump’s name being added to the arts center.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/a...
New Year’s Eve Concerts at Kennedy Center Are Canceled
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
W-w-when did Jazz get woke?!?!?!?

It has been since the beginning.
Chuck Redd, a drummer and vibraphone player, has hosted the Kennedy Center's annual holiday “Jazz Jams” since 2006.
Kennedy Center Annual Christmas Eve Concert Canceled Over Trump Name Change
www.newsweek.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The professional critic reviews for Disney's Robin Hood from 1973 on Rotten Tomatoes are wild. "Disjointed and dull" "mildly diverting" and my favorite "the nadir in the history of Disney animation. Simply a disgrace"

These people have no joy in their hearts.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Diddy drinking toilet wine made out of Fanta and Apples is full circle considering all the idiots who wore Sean Jean when I was in high school would put rock gut vodka in orange orange soda bottles.
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We went to the church my grandfather had grown up in. One day another congregant threatened my grandmother with a knife and my grandfather was like either she goes or we do, and I'd like to thank that maniac. Because of her I went to a pro-choice gay-accepting church and didnt grow up a Baptist.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This is gonna make for one helluvan episode of JAG.
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The Supreme Court will just rule 6-3 that Trump can issue letters of marque and reprisal without approval of Congress.
*US SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have a friend from home who committed suicide in 2017 and Ive never been able to delete his number so its still in my contacts. The number was reassigned so Instagram thinks I may know a high school kid from my hometown who's Instagram is just pictures of trains.
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
100 years ago the average college-educated Christian would be familiar with Thomas Aquinas, St. Augustine, and Kierkegaard. Today, because of the anti-intellectualism of evangelicals, Samantha Fulnecky believes Christian scholarship is "Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so."
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In high school I got partnered up on an assignment with this kid who spent all our class time explaining to me that he was a necromancer. After graduation in 04, I read in the paper that he was caught breaking into cars at the mall and stealing tape decks.

I wonder what happened to him a lot.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Larry Summers soliciting dating advice from Jeffery Epstien is hilarious. Hey Larry, you know what the ladies think is sexy? Not being a spineless, soulless shill for Goldman Sachs in both the Clinton and Obama administrations.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ken Burns: I have a new film on the American Revolution

MAGA: It better not be woke.

Ken Burns: Our story begins with the first democratic government in the Americas....

MAGA: Ok cool, I guess we're skipping that woke crap.

Ken Burns: ....The Iroqouis Confederacy...
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New York Post Tomorrow: New Politburo drafts list for Central Park executions at ethnic bistro.
A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.

But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My current unpopular opinion seems to be that the Witcher series on Netflix is no better or worse with Liam Hemsworth vs Henry Cavil and that all the men complaining just need their diaper changed.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Narrator with twang: "Here in Iowa, we know hard work means getting up a half hour before you go to bed. Randy Feenstra is so tall that he can't even fit in a bed, so he's always working harder. Work hard. Work tall. Tall hard. That's Randy Feenstra.
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The Monster Mash is a song about a dance called the Monster Mash which is danced to a song called the Monster Mash but that song is not the Monster Mash.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
So glad we all stood up for Kimmel's right to free speech so he could turn around a week later and lob softballs at Aziz Ansari. That whole exchange was scripted by a PR firm.
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM