nchpmn
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Camera, Cat
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editing a video with tom scott in it is making me feel insane. like hey wait that’s tom scott
January 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Guitar: Fingers hurt. Ow.
January 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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After I'd chosen a whole chicken I asked my local butcher "Can you bone that?

You can imagine my surprise when he proceeded to insert his manhood into said chicken and replied "with pleasure ma'am"
January 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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HIS TRUNK IN YOUR ARSE.
Daichonaishikyo Zo, an elephant doctor with an endoscope trunk, appears in pamphlets explaining colonscopies in Japanese hospitals.
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM