Inconspicuous Rodent
ncrsimp.bsky.social
Inconspicuous Rodent
@ncrsimp.bsky.social
I don't fuck with you lames I done bossed up

26, he/him.

I like warhammer and gym, i guess
Pinned
I should probably do one of these.

I don't really have a recognisable online handle, but i go by NCRsimp or "Zoomiest guy" on most platforms. I play age of sigmar, and my niche in that space is conversions/proxy projects. My other big hobby besides that would be gym ig.
I honestly struggle to think who would enjoy The Long Dark besides for Gen-Xers from Yukon who miss "the good old days" because this game is actually awful
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If your unskippable youtube ad has 5 seconds of silence with a "buy now" marker imposed on top of it, then i pray to god your entire company headquarters gets swallowed up by a pit in the earths crust.
April 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The fact my main army's sat at sub-40 winrates and just got sneak-nerfed in the latest battlescroll is gonna be my joker moment.
April 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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i strongly believe there should be a moratorium on election advice from weird antisocial losers who would struggle to order a pizza on the phone
"the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It's cowards like you who'll be defining examples of the spinelesness of 21st century centrism for future generations to learn from, and hopefully never replicate.
February 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bill Burr says his Twitter account was flagged after calling out Elon Musk's Nazi salute
February 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Games workshop will produce 24-karat gold one week and then raw unfiltered dogshit the very next one, just entirely impossible to get a damn grasp on what causes this to occur
Actually incredible that the same company that produced this week's AoS battlescroll (good, excellent even) could also produce the orruk warclans tome that got leaked a few day ago (warcrime, not worth the paper it's printed on)
December 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Actually incredible that the same company that produced this week's AoS battlescroll (good, excellent even) could also produce the orruk warclans tome that got leaked a few day ago (warcrime, not worth the paper it's printed on)
December 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Finished up my converted Flamethrower/fireglaive Boltboyz. Really satisfied with the metallics here tbqh
November 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Playing Metro Exodus has convinced me that every low time-to-kill single player fps needs a dedicated set of "lean" buttons by fucking law. That game is only as difficult as it because you have to put your whole stinking Russian corpus outside of a wall to even shoot your damn gun
November 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I guess here is as good a place as any to announce that the 2024 american election results made me so hopeless for the future that it actually made me join a political party
November 8, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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I find both the "Kamala Harris lost because she's too wokety-woke" and the "Kamala Harris lost because she didn't say she's a Communist and then clarify that she's the same kind of Communist I am" takes to be beneath contempt
November 8, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I should probably do one of these.

I don't really have a recognisable online handle, but i go by NCRsimp or "Zoomiest guy" on most platforms. I play age of sigmar, and my niche in that space is conversions/proxy projects. My other big hobby besides that would be gym ig.
October 21, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I think a disconnect i have from a certain subset of gamers, tabletop players, and especially tabletop RPG players is that I genuinely don't get the "Playing for flavor" idea. I like flavor, but at the end of the day i play games liike they're games, and games are meant to be won
October 21, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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The fact the Thomas roleplayers are on here is how you know that it really is legit
I have gravely offended the Thomas the Tank Engine role play community
October 20, 2024 at 6:50 AM
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The "funny" thing about this post, or rather this kind of post is how COMMON they are on twitter nowadays, but this one was one of the most egregious ones.
can't believe all the mainstream advertisers would wanna ditch this platform 😐😐
October 19, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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it’s legal to call him a pedophile here
October 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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Tell me you’re a millennial on tumblr 2011-13 without telling me you’re a millennial on tumblr 2011-13
[crawling out of the sewers] Welcome to Bluesky! *hands you a sandwich* It's better here, just make sure to close the blinds in your enclosure before nightfall, don't ask why, just trust me, you don't want to anger the- you know, the creature- anyway, I've said too much! Good luck with your "posts!"
October 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I've used this site for approximately 24 hours and have yet to see anyone advocate for large-scale genocide, which means it automatically one-ups twitter in at least one regard
October 18, 2024 at 9:02 AM