Nick Draeger
@ndraeger.bsky.social
Audio genius. Amateur human. Bad writer. Exceptional at coming up with pun-based business names.
Proud “Enemy from Within.”
📍Bay Area, CA
Sound portfolio here: SoundCloud.com/noisyroo
Proud “Enemy from Within.”
📍Bay Area, CA
Sound portfolio here: SoundCloud.com/noisyroo
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Nick Draeger
@ndraeger.bsky.social
· Jan 12
A pig named “Aaron Porkin.”
That’s it… that’s the post.
That’s it… that’s the post.
Now that there are no laws, who do I bribe to get @eve6.bsky.social to do a Celebrity Deathmatch with Alien Ant Farm?
Also, bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch.
Also, bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch.
February 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Now that there are no laws, who do I bribe to get @eve6.bsky.social to do a Celebrity Deathmatch with Alien Ant Farm?
Also, bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch.
Also, bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch.
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Can anyone explain to me how Christopher Walken has been 75 years old for over 30 years?
(I’m finally watching #Severance.)
(I’m finally watching #Severance.)
January 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Can anyone explain to me how Christopher Walken has been 75 years old for over 30 years?
(I’m finally watching #Severance.)
(I’m finally watching #Severance.)
What’s your favorite album?
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What’s your favorite album?
Guys, leave Elon alone. He has auschwism.
January 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Guys, leave Elon alone. He has auschwism.
Has anyone said “Tick tock, TikTok” yet?
January 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Has anyone said “Tick tock, TikTok” yet?
A pig named “Aaron Porkin.”
That’s it… that’s the post.
That’s it… that’s the post.
January 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A pig named “Aaron Porkin.”
That’s it… that’s the post.
That’s it… that’s the post.
I’ll still never forget that the generation that wrote “Take This Job and Shove It” also voted for someone specifically because they were a “businessman.”
December 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I’ll still never forget that the generation that wrote “Take This Job and Shove It” also voted for someone specifically because they were a “businessman.”
5 Million Ways to Kill a C.E.O. by The Coup on Apple Music
Song · 2001 · Duration 5:26
music.apple.com
December 16, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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by fall out boy
My lawyers have informed me that I am no longer able to call Piss Drinkin’ Pete “Piss Drinkin’ Pete” despite his New York Times article ‘How I, Pete, Drink Piss”
December 16, 2024 at 2:03 AM
by fall out boy
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
When your high peaks right in the middle of the funeral.
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
When your high peaks right in the middle of the funeral.
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This one looks like Honest Abe is trying to make out with the Grinch
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 AM
This one looks like Honest Abe is trying to make out with the Grinch
Hell hath no fury like a cattle dog waiting for their Bark Box to be opened.
December 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Hell hath no fury like a cattle dog waiting for their Bark Box to be opened.
This is some metal shit.
December 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
This is some metal shit.
*gasps* “POT TWIST!”
- me, a stoner.
- me, a stoner.
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 AM
*gasps* “POT TWIST!”
- me, a stoner.
- me, a stoner.
Things suck when you have to say “fuck Johnny Rotten.”
John Lydon is so far up the Establishment's ass, he's a piece of 💩
November 30, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Things suck when you have to say “fuck Johnny Rotten.”
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This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.
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"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.
Apparently “goth baddies” is an inappropriate answer to give to the question “what are your weaknesses?” in a job interview.
November 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Apparently “goth baddies” is an inappropriate answer to give to the question “what are your weaknesses?” in a job interview.
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One of my students is named Matthew.
He’s now going by Mat The W, and I fully respect that level of genius.
He’s now going by Mat The W, and I fully respect that level of genius.
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
One of my students is named Matthew.
He’s now going by Mat The W, and I fully respect that level of genius.
He’s now going by Mat The W, and I fully respect that level of genius.
Remember in LOST, where they had to hit a button at the end of the 108 minute countdown timer, otherwise the entire system would fail?
Elon and Vivek would definitely get rid of that inefficient “one man department.”
Elon and Vivek would definitely get rid of that inefficient “one man department.”
November 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Remember in LOST, where they had to hit a button at the end of the 108 minute countdown timer, otherwise the entire system would fail?
Elon and Vivek would definitely get rid of that inefficient “one man department.”
Elon and Vivek would definitely get rid of that inefficient “one man department.”