Ice Machine
@neartheelevators.com
Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com
Strong floor, no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling
O’s Fans: “We want Dylan Cease!!!”
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
O’s Fans: “We want Dylan Cease!!!”
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
Sailed around the world, in a dirty gondola.
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sailed around the world, in a dirty gondola.
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
Sir, a third Bill Veeck has emerged
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sir, a third Bill Veeck has emerged
If you think calling someone a bitch is “dehumanizing cruelty” you should probably go live in a mental hospital because you’re severely maladjusted.
Also you shouldn’t call that person a ‘dehumanizing bitch!’
Also you shouldn’t call that person a ‘dehumanizing bitch!’
October 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you think calling someone a bitch is “dehumanizing cruelty” you should probably go live in a mental hospital because you’re severely maladjusted.
Also you shouldn’t call that person a ‘dehumanizing bitch!’
Also you shouldn’t call that person a ‘dehumanizing bitch!’
Does she think lawyers and accountants don’t deserve to be paid?
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Does she think lawyers and accountants don’t deserve to be paid?
This attitude of “all Mainers are dirtbags, but I mean it as a compliment” is horseshit and not going to be looked on kindly by the median voter there.
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This attitude of “all Mainers are dirtbags, but I mean it as a compliment” is horseshit and not going to be looked on kindly by the median voter there.
Hey Kaplan, wanna trade belts?
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey Kaplan, wanna trade belts?
Was gonna reply to an innocuous post with this image but since everyone here is up their own ass about receiving replies you get to see it context-free.
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Was gonna reply to an innocuous post with this image but since everyone here is up their own ass about receiving replies you get to see it context-free.
Sorry but this is corny AF. It’s creeping into cash-grab territory that only KISS dared to wade into at their peak.
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sorry but this is corny AF. It’s creeping into cash-grab territory that only KISS dared to wade into at their peak.
Gonna open up a record store in downtown Nashville so I can spend all day every day telling tourist girlies “We’re out of Showgirl. Buy this instead.”
October 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Gonna open up a record store in downtown Nashville so I can spend all day every day telling tourist girlies “We’re out of Showgirl. Buy this instead.”
I’ll still tag you in all the Wa-Ezra posts
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’ll still tag you in all the Wa-Ezra posts
But not for the Dodgers
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
But not for the Dodgers
Never seen this single use packaging before but it’s crucial for travel. I never pack pods because they can explode.
September 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Never seen this single use packaging before but it’s crucial for travel. I never pack pods because they can explode.
JB Pritzker storming into the Oval Office in January 2029
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
JB Pritzker storming into the Oval Office in January 2029
Saw a bangin tomato sandwich on a restaurant menu online and I won’t make it there before I leave. Truly the one that got away. Also I forgot to post this pun today.
Lassiez les banh mi rouler
Lassiez les banh mi rouler
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Saw a bangin tomato sandwich on a restaurant menu online and I won’t make it there before I leave. Truly the one that got away. Also I forgot to post this pun today.
Lassiez les banh mi rouler
Lassiez les banh mi rouler
The same people saying you should never use violence are also saying you shouldn’t use words.
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The same people saying you should never use violence are also saying you shouldn’t use words.
🎶Oh me oh my-oh. Look at Sam Basallo…🎶
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
🎶Oh me oh my-oh. Look at Sam Basallo…🎶
Vegan po boy so sloppy I feel like Hasselhoff. It’s good though.
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Vegan po boy so sloppy I feel like Hasselhoff. It’s good though.
They keep running this law firm referral commercial that’s just an actor doing Jackie Chiles schtick and I love it.
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They keep running this law firm referral commercial that’s just an actor doing Jackie Chiles schtick and I love it.
Lol… I found out what “Blueskyism” is, and it’s this.
September 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Lol… I found out what “Blueskyism” is, and it’s this.