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Ice Machine
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Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com
Sorry but it would be a miracle if Pekka Rinne or Jason Isbell got elected as a Democrat there. Her chances are slight at best which is an upgrade from zero. Let’s be real.
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Whose approval does Bill Ferguson want? The voters or the Banner?
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My cousin works at the Four Season in Harbor East and he said Schwarber checked in last night. Left him a big tip.
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Gotta be careful, that’s where the pee is stored.
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“Trump says” he’ll release his taxes. That was 10 years ago.

How do they still treat a thing he says as credible?
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Yeah but he didn’t type “I am a Nazi Heil Hitler.” Into any group chats. They have a big tent. 🤓
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What have you done for me lately?
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Judge finds Noel in contempt. But stays the ruling for 750 days to give the administration time to appeal. 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What do you think “bring him in safely” means?

Guy is going to prison for life.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
We can stop calling him coach now. Those days are over. Scumbag Turner or Piece of Shit Turner more accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
To judge the people one must be of the people.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
And what do you think your continued negative reporting is doing in this privately held election?
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
100% chance the pope knows this song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM