Ice Machine
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Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com
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Ice Machine
@neartheelevators.com
· Aug 3
I knew I love Fernando Botero because he created a whole alternate world in the most intricate possible way. But I’m just now realizing I love him more bc Pablo Escobar doesn’t get to live in that world: he only gets to die in it.
Strong floor, no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling
“Kill them all” is basically a gangster saying “leave no witnesses.”
Problem is the people who heard you say that are not fellow gangsters and will rush to cooperate enthusiastically.
Problem is the people who heard you say that are not fellow gangsters and will rush to cooperate enthusiastically.
a group of mascots are running on a baseball field
ALT: a group of mascots are running on a baseball field
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Kill them all” is basically a gangster saying “leave no witnesses.”
Problem is the people who heard you say that are not fellow gangsters and will rush to cooperate enthusiastically.
Problem is the people who heard you say that are not fellow gangsters and will rush to cooperate enthusiastically.
Seems like just yesterday he was debuting. Now he’s a guy being remembered.
Matt Wieters
Catcher
Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2020
WSN - STL - BAL
Catcher
Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2020
WSN - STL - BAL
Matt Wieters at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Wieters
baseball-reference.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Seems like just yesterday he was debuting. Now he’s a guy being remembered.
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My newly rediscovered 2017 phone call with Baltimore Police legend Tony Barksdale. On how to police down violence and save lives. That was all he cared about. And he succeeded. Rest in peace. qualitypolicing.com/qpp-63-tony-...
QPP 63: Tony Barksdale – Quality Policing
qualitypolicing.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My newly rediscovered 2017 phone call with Baltimore Police legend Tony Barksdale. On how to police down violence and save lives. That was all he cared about. And he succeeded. Rest in peace. qualitypolicing.com/qpp-63-tony-...
O’s Fans: “We want Dylan Cease!!!”
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
O’s Fans: “We want Dylan Cease!!!”
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
Mike Elias: “We have Dylan Cease at home.”
The Dylan Cease at home:
If your “understanding of recent history” is that Trump got shot in the ear and magically dodged a random assassin’s bullet you are too stupid to live.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If your “understanding of recent history” is that Trump got shot in the ear and magically dodged a random assassin’s bullet you are too stupid to live.
Airlines should do this the same way cruise ships do. Hire a ‘captain’ to go be nice and affable at the gate for 5 minutes. They go down to “do the walkaround” and pop back up at the next gate.
Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Airlines should do this the same way cruise ships do. Hire a ‘captain’ to go be nice and affable at the gate for 5 minutes. They go down to “do the walkaround” and pop back up at the next gate.
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“THE RAVEN” (1935) dir. Louis Landers
🎥 Universal Pictures
Boris Karloff, Béla Lugosi, Irene Ware, Lester Matthews, Inez Courtney
🎥 Universal Pictures
Boris Karloff, Béla Lugosi, Irene Ware, Lester Matthews, Inez Courtney
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“THE RAVEN” (1935) dir. Louis Landers
🎥 Universal Pictures
Boris Karloff, Béla Lugosi, Irene Ware, Lester Matthews, Inez Courtney
🎥 Universal Pictures
Boris Karloff, Béla Lugosi, Irene Ware, Lester Matthews, Inez Courtney
When Twitter started revealing locations the people who really suffered were the ones with 📍NYC/Miami in bio who got busted being in Boca or Massapequa.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
When Twitter started revealing locations the people who really suffered were the ones with 📍NYC/Miami in bio who got busted being in Boca or Massapequa.
Sailed around the world, in a dirty gondola.
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sailed around the world, in a dirty gondola.
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca Cola!
In 2019 they changed it again to “Move fast and wear perv glasses.”
Let’s talk about “Move fast and break things.” First of all, Facebook itself changed its motto to “Move fast with stable infrastructure” in 2014. So much for breaking things, at least if you’re a soulless corporate behemoth.
1/12
1/12
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In 2019 they changed it again to “Move fast and wear perv glasses.”
Sir, a third Bill Veeck has emerged
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sir, a third Bill Veeck has emerged
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I will use any excuse to post this: my favorite Halloween costume, ever.
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I will use any excuse to post this: my favorite Halloween costume, ever.
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The reason people don’t like tourists is mostly because tourists are straight up having a better time than locals almost always. Be happy you’re on the winning end of that!
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The reason people don’t like tourists is mostly because tourists are straight up having a better time than locals almost always. Be happy you’re on the winning end of that!
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I hate paper straws so much I steal plastic straws from Virginia stores and transport them back over state lines like a criminal
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I hate paper straws so much I steal plastic straws from Virginia stores and transport them back over state lines like a criminal
Jeep should be making a better one of these instead of a $65,000+ electric Wrangler
Owners of the Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness say it's fun to drive and has great fuel mileage, but they don't like its laggy touchscreen and lack of comfort.
Is The Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness Worth It? Here's What Owners Say - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Jeep should be making a better one of these instead of a $65,000+ electric Wrangler
Shameful it’s only 23 this was just naked corruption.
Twenty-three congressional Democrats — including two fellow members from Illinois — joined with Republicans on Tuesday in favor of a resolution admonishing U.S. Rep. Jesús “Chuy” García for using old-school tactics to clear the way for his own successor.
House admonishes Rep. Jesús ‘Chuy’ García over ballot maneuver as most Democrats defend Chicago congressman
Twenty-three Congressional Democrats — including two from Illinois — joined with Republicans in favoring a resolution admonishing U.S. Rep. Jesús “Chuy” García for using old-school tactics to clear…
trib.al
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Shameful it’s only 23 this was just naked corruption.
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You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
You can play baseball all year long and many players do and the only reason MLB ends is because it’s too damn cold to sell tickets.
early WBC discourse is about whether ohtani and yamamoto should sit it out so they can be rested for the regular season. to which i say: it's insane on a superteam like the dodgers to skip an event like the olympics or world baseball classic so you can be fresh for april baseball
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You can play baseball all year long and many players do and the only reason MLB ends is because it’s too damn cold to sell tickets.
“GPT make an upbeat rock song called ‘Hall of Pretty Good’ that mentions every pretty good MLB player 1960-present. No runtime limit.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“GPT make an upbeat rock song called ‘Hall of Pretty Good’ that mentions every pretty good MLB player 1960-present. No runtime limit.”
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SHIP OF THESEUS TOUR.
This is kind of wild. Despite previously mounting farewell tours, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner will play the new Shakopee amphitheater in August.
Thing is, neither (cover) band has *any* original members left. LS still has Ronnie's little brother up front, but Foreigner's lead singer is new.
Thing is, neither (cover) band has *any* original members left. LS still has Ronnie's little brother up front, but Foreigner's lead singer is new.
Despite no original members, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner will tour in 2026
The pair of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame acts look more like cover bands these days. Tickets go on sale Friday.
www.twincities.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
SHIP OF THESEUS TOUR.
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So @50501movement.bsky.social is circulating a video of a guy saying candidates "are being paid to be Israel first, to be loyal to the Zionist project and not to their constituents, not to the American people." Which is just a hairs breadth away from saying "Zionist Occupied Government." Not great!
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So @50501movement.bsky.social is circulating a video of a guy saying candidates "are being paid to be Israel first, to be loyal to the Zionist project and not to their constituents, not to the American people." Which is just a hairs breadth away from saying "Zionist Occupied Government." Not great!
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Remember when Harvey Weinstein suddenly became frail and infirm in a desperate attempt to gain sympathy?
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Remember when Harvey Weinstein suddenly became frail and infirm in a desperate attempt to gain sympathy?
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
It would be the easiest thing IN THE WORLD to retire as soon as the senate goes for Thanksgiving and let Josh Shapiro name your replacement.
Sen. John Fetterman shared a selfie upon his return home from a brief hospitalization after falling from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up”
’20 Stitches Later’: Sen. John Fetterman Back Home After Fall And Brief Hospitalization
A ventricular fibrillation flare-up led to Senator Fetterman feeling light-headed and falling, a Fetterman spokesperson had said.
www.huffpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It would be the easiest thing IN THE WORLD to retire as soon as the senate goes for Thanksgiving and let Josh Shapiro name your replacement.