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I've got friends in low places.
Entrepreneurship is like a carnival game. The rich kids can play until they get whatever prize they want. Most kids can get a shot or two. A few win, but most lose. And the poor kids are working the booth.
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Colorado Governor is a techbro. Modernizing government systems was one of the things he took on. I can make an appointment and be in and out without much wait.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't think he's wearing pants!
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I went out to see Groundhog Day, on Groundhog Day. Except I found out it only premiered on Groundhog Day in LA and NYC. So I saw Matinee with John Goodman. It was okay.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Haven't you heard? He's Big!
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You're a good man, Bob Straw!
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am pretty sure I watched the election on Prodigy in 1994. I was working in their tech support department at the time.
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Even that was at the tail end of constant disrespect for the court during the entire process.
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That's all she probably would have gotten, if not for her antics in the court.
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times in a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Marvel.
a man is driving a car with the words " do n't drive angry " on the screen
Alt: a man is driving a car with the words " do n't drive angry " on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Proud to be subscribed to my local newspaper, @sentinelcolorado.com !
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
And that's exactly why I have Oneida flatware. Weird sex cult silverware!
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I fully expect the siblings to fight over my mother's cookbook.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you come see me in Denver, I'm going to try and take you to Casa Bonita!
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Three Nephites?
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
According to Mormon prophet Spencer W. Kimball, Bigfoot is Cain. A cursed man roaming the Earth until the second coming of Christ.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM