Nectarine🍑Nadine
@nectarinenadine.bsky.social
I am one month and one week older than SNL, minus one year ☺️
Available to narrate your audiobook 🗣️📖
https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~0155c1a5552aadec49
https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A7AV2MUPAJP0I
Available to narrate your audiobook 🗣️📖
https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~0155c1a5552aadec49
https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A7AV2MUPAJP0I
No wedding bands. Of course. Fucking incels.
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
No wedding bands. Of course. Fucking incels.
Good morning sir 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Good morning sir 🫡
Good. And the locks would be changed when a-hole decides to come home. She SAID it hurt her feelings. Damn. Support your lady.
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Good. And the locks would be changed when a-hole decides to come home. She SAID it hurt her feelings. Damn. Support your lady.
A war to prevent the midterm elections 🤫
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
A war to prevent the midterm elections 🤫
Oh my God, being lumped in with them is so embarrassing. Deserved, I’m afraid, but embarrassing, nonetheless. Damn us!
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Oh my God, being lumped in with them is so embarrassing. Deserved, I’m afraid, but embarrassing, nonetheless. Damn us!
Omg that needs to never stop
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Omg that needs to never stop