Nectarine🍑Nadine
@nectarinenadine.bsky.social
I am one month and one week older than SNL, minus one year ☺️
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Pete Buttigieg for Everything 2025
This is the plan, folks. I was over on his app reading comments. 95% of them are trolls and bots posting AI slop and weak ass memes. If they’re his trolls and bots, and as much of a bigmouth as he is, is this a modicum of truth? He usually telegraphs his plans pretty obviously.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This is the plan, folks. I was over on his app reading comments. 95% of them are trolls and bots posting AI slop and weak ass memes. If they’re his trolls and bots, and as much of a bigmouth as he is, is this a modicum of truth? He usually telegraphs his plans pretty obviously.
My newest subscription: www.dnevnik.si/objektiv/
January 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My newest subscription: www.dnevnik.si/objektiv/
Please send me your most evil Trump memes
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Please send me your most evil Trump memes
Replying to truth social hate with whimsical, light-hearted, smart-assed memes. It makes them lose their minds!
January 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Replying to truth social hate with whimsical, light-hearted, smart-assed memes. It makes them lose their minds!
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The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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Today’s ICE murder
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Today’s ICE murder
You can get paid to agitate?!? How? Where do I send my resume? I’m a second-born child; I can get anyone agitated.
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
You can get paid to agitate?!? How? Where do I send my resume? I’m a second-born child; I can get anyone agitated.
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Hey MSM:
This was not a “riot;” it was an insurrection.
Renaming it doesn’t change the facts, it excuses the crime.
Pardoning the attackers by the man who incited the violence tells us exactly where the moral failure lies.
Grateful to the Capitol Police who defended democracy on Jan. 6.👇
This was not a “riot;” it was an insurrection.
Renaming it doesn’t change the facts, it excuses the crime.
Pardoning the attackers by the man who incited the violence tells us exactly where the moral failure lies.
Grateful to the Capitol Police who defended democracy on Jan. 6.👇
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Hey MSM:
This was not a “riot;” it was an insurrection.
Renaming it doesn’t change the facts, it excuses the crime.
Pardoning the attackers by the man who incited the violence tells us exactly where the moral failure lies.
Grateful to the Capitol Police who defended democracy on Jan. 6.👇
This was not a “riot;” it was an insurrection.
Renaming it doesn’t change the facts, it excuses the crime.
Pardoning the attackers by the man who incited the violence tells us exactly where the moral failure lies.
Grateful to the Capitol Police who defended democracy on Jan. 6.👇
Daaaaaaamn! On my weather app this morning
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Daaaaaaamn! On my weather app this morning
A man in a cyber truck has no idea where women’s clits are. Fight me.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
A man in a cyber truck has no idea where women’s clits are. Fight me.
I know I’m a little late to the game, but I just read that Gavin Newsom calls Stephen Miller “Voldemort” and I am dyingggggg
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I know I’m a little late to the game, but I just read that Gavin Newsom calls Stephen Miller “Voldemort” and I am dyingggggg
What a fucked up sentence. Utterly absurd. And true.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What a fucked up sentence. Utterly absurd. And true.
Did I read that right? Barron Trump is getting dating advice from a Tate brother? Lol, I can clearly see his entire future based on that piece of information alone.
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Did I read that right? Barron Trump is getting dating advice from a Tate brother? Lol, I can clearly see his entire future based on that piece of information alone.
My love language is food.
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My love language is food.
Fuck. Your. President.
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fuck. Your. President.
😳😂
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
😳😂
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Well, we’re getting our very own hunger games here in the US. His crackpot supporters are just skipping their way into authoritarianism.
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Well, we’re getting our very own hunger games here in the US. His crackpot supporters are just skipping their way into authoritarianism.
@waltermasterson.bsky.social are we sure they didn’t accidentally use a photo of you!? 😳
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@waltermasterson.bsky.social are we sure they didn’t accidentally use a photo of you!? 😳
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Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
Of COURSE Woody Allen is in the Epstein files. Motherfucker is so lucky he moved abroad.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Of COURSE Woody Allen is in the Epstein files. Motherfucker is so lucky he moved abroad.
So now he’s admitting that his polling is in the 🚽 What a whinebag.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So now he’s admitting that his polling is in the 🚽 What a whinebag.
so the Dems caved during the shutdown only if the ACA is passed later. Senate Reps have just shut it down. What?? They lied to get what they want?!?!? Not the Reps… 🙄
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
so the Dems caved during the shutdown only if the ACA is passed later. Senate Reps have just shut it down. What?? They lied to get what they want?!?!? Not the Reps… 🙄