I'm so sorry. Squeezing you. 🫂

I do keep seeing snippets of this other guy watching them suspiciously and he might be the villain (??? Does hockey yaoi have a villain??) but he looks 35+ and he's hot so can we get a spinoff where he's the one getting pearlclutchingly freaky off the profits of my cell phone bill? 😂

I'm so sorry to hear that 🫂

I guess the upside is the whole point of Touching Grass was to try to ward off the deep November blues I get and instead I'm just been so busy I haven't had time to be depressed and now November is almost over yaaaayyy

me on Day 3 of a cold, dizzy, no appetite, feeling vaguely like I'm tripping in a very mild but unpleasant way: this cold is not bad enough for this. I haven't even had a fever. Tis merely a sniffle. *side-eying cold meds & family history of weird medication reactions* This is your fault somehow.

What PISSES ME OFF relentlessly about all this is the gaslighting:

tech industry: "AI will make everything faster/easier"

Reality: AI creates an incredible amount of work for me trying to uninstall, escape, move to whole new platforms/tech to get away from it

Me, to a cat, very seriously: Bro you almost gave me a heart attack.

Cat: mreow.

Turned out the noise was one of said cats, being mischievous in the closet just around the corner from the garbage can, and I just have very bad directional hearing.