Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦
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Thirty-something, she/her. Fandom geek and fic writer. Just bouncing from one hyperfixation to another. (Mostly Moriarty the Patriot and Heaven Official's Blessing atm) https://www.tumblr.com/blog/user-needs-new-hyperfixation
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And it's SO GOOD!!!
Wrote a silly short story romcom type thing for free on Tumblr.
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Love or Money
If his high school is going to run a betting pool on his love life, Trace is going to get a nice payday from it. Even with Darren playing the other side.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And it's SO GOOD!!!
living where I live is just. spend half the year running up your power bill using machines to suck water out of the air. Spend the other half of the year running up your power bill using machines to pump water into the air.
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
living where I live is just. spend half the year running up your power bill using machines to suck water out of the air. Spend the other half of the year running up your power bill using machines to pump water into the air.
My tiktok algorithm has informed me that this is exactly what the third episode was i might have to watch this after all 😂😂
I do keep seeing snippets of this other guy watching them suspiciously and he might be the villain (??? Does hockey yaoi have a villain??) but he looks 35+ and he's hot so can we get a spinoff where he's the one getting pearlclutchingly freaky off the profits of my cell phone bill? 😂
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My tiktok algorithm has informed me that this is exactly what the third episode was i might have to watch this after all 😂😂
So old i can't decide whether to watch the hockey yaoi my tax dollars fund because every gif or clip I see I'm like "ugh you expect me to find people whose birth years start with a 20 hot?" 😒
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So old i can't decide whether to watch the hockey yaoi my tax dollars fund because every gif or clip I see I'm like "ugh you expect me to find people whose birth years start with a 20 hot?" 😒
Me watching GDT Frankenstein largely consisted of me wailing aloud to the screen multiple times "NOOooooOOOO he's just a BAAABBBIIIIEEEEE 😭"
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me watching GDT Frankenstein largely consisted of me wailing aloud to the screen multiple times "NOOooooOOOO he's just a BAAABBBIIIIEEEEE 😭"
If anyone wants to know how I'm doing, yesterday I took a completely normal dose of cold medicine, started feeling like my soul was detaching from my body, and then very sincerely googled "what is 3 percent of 100?"
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If anyone wants to know how I'm doing, yesterday I took a completely normal dose of cold medicine, started feeling like my soul was detaching from my body, and then very sincerely googled "what is 3 percent of 100?"
Me last week: I am determined to touch grass in some form this week. *gets period, gets run ragged by work stuff, does not touch grass*
Me this week: I am determined to touch grass in some form this week. *gets sick, gets run ragged by different work stuff, does not touch grass*
Me this week: I am determined to touch grass in some form this week. *gets sick, gets run ragged by different work stuff, does not touch grass*
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me last week: I am determined to touch grass in some form this week. *gets period, gets run ragged by work stuff, does not touch grass*
Me this week: I am determined to touch grass in some form this week. *gets sick, gets run ragged by different work stuff, does not touch grass*
Me this week: I am determined to touch grass in some form this week. *gets sick, gets run ragged by different work stuff, does not touch grass*
when you know you should eat but your body refuses to give any hint about what it wants so you finally just settle on something and on the very first bite it's like, nope, this was the Wrong Choice. And now you're out $8. 😑
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
when you know you should eat but your body refuses to give any hint about what it wants so you finally just settle on something and on the very first bite it's like, nope, this was the Wrong Choice. And now you're out $8. 😑
I love how dorky Canadian politics are. "Nobody wants an election but the conservatives want to LOOK like they want an election so they're stashing people outside the door to make sure the libs have enough votes not to fall before they hop in to dramatically vote against them." Goobers.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I love how dorky Canadian politics are. "Nobody wants an election but the conservatives want to LOOK like they want an election so they're stashing people outside the door to make sure the libs have enough votes not to fall before they hop in to dramatically vote against them." Goobers.
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What PISSES ME OFF relentlessly about all this is the gaslighting:
tech industry: "AI will make everything faster/easier"
Reality: AI creates an incredible amount of work for me trying to uninstall, escape, move to whole new platforms/tech to get away from it
tech industry: "AI will make everything faster/easier"
Reality: AI creates an incredible amount of work for me trying to uninstall, escape, move to whole new platforms/tech to get away from it
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What PISSES ME OFF relentlessly about all this is the gaslighting:
tech industry: "AI will make everything faster/easier"
Reality: AI creates an incredible amount of work for me trying to uninstall, escape, move to whole new platforms/tech to get away from it
tech industry: "AI will make everything faster/easier"
Reality: AI creates an incredible amount of work for me trying to uninstall, escape, move to whole new platforms/tech to get away from it
Apparently getting to the age where I somehow pull a muscle in my sleep. Ow.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Apparently getting to the age where I somehow pull a muscle in my sleep. Ow.
millennials not only experiencing unprecedented events every damn year of our lives but somehow we get two Bill Clinton Blowjob Scandals almost thirty years apart. smh they just keep making terrible remakes of the classics. Except this one is infinitely funnier than the original.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
millennials not only experiencing unprecedented events every damn year of our lives but somehow we get two Bill Clinton Blowjob Scandals almost thirty years apart. smh they just keep making terrible remakes of the classics. Except this one is infinitely funnier than the original.
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Jayce Talis look what I found for you ❤️🔨
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Jayce Talis look what I found for you ❤️🔨
Was in the kitchen makin' soup when suddenly the rustling sounds of Something Very Alive started coming from the garbage can. I was about ready to start throwing cats in there in the hope they would eat Whatever It Was.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Was in the kitchen makin' soup when suddenly the rustling sounds of Something Very Alive started coming from the garbage can. I was about ready to start throwing cats in there in the hope they would eat Whatever It Was.
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November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
At 34, some people become mayor of New York City, and others are too busy physically fighting a poodle for their mother's affection.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
At 34, some people become mayor of New York City, and others are too busy physically fighting a poodle for their mother's affection.
In defense of the typo in the third post, I was with her when I wrote this. Made stupid by love smh 😩
The real problematic age gap, problematic power gap, "immortal/now grown-up kid they used to babysit" ship is the Atlantic Ocean/me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In defense of the typo in the third post, I was with her when I wrote this. Made stupid by love smh 😩
The real problematic age gap, problematic power gap, "immortal/now grown-up kid they used to babysit" ship is the Atlantic Ocean/me.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The real problematic age gap, problematic power gap, "immortal/now grown-up kid they used to babysit" ship is the Atlantic Ocean/me.
6 months later I shall now rescind my finger, thank you Mr d’Entremont 😂
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
6 months later I shall now rescind my finger, thank you Mr d’Entremont 😂
I know it doesn't magically fix shit but it's such a good news kinda night and for now I am simply basking
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know it doesn't magically fix shit but it's such a good news kinda night and for now I am simply basking
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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understandable
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
understandable