Neil
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Neil
@neilsonwheels.bsky.social
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Just saw a friend of a friend post a cutesy Christmas picture holding up a Henry Kissinger t-shirt. Probably could have delved deeper to find out context but hit that unfollow button so quickly.
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
😬😬😬😬😬
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So Blue Bayou is just Margaritaville for gays and sad women, right?
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Housewives always makes travel look so fun and easy but like SLC to Santorini is no less than three flights and more than likely four+ like these ladies were flying for a whileeee
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why do Bronwyn and Todd live in a mausoleum??? #rhoslc
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Got to home because there was a gas leak at my office…it’s the little things in life 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Recently had a stint in the ER/hospital and they transferred me **less than half a mile** and charged over $3000 for the ride. Thankfully, insurance is covering it but man oh man. Like, people wonder how we get a Luigi situation…
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Called Me a Faggot Day to all observants
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Haven’t gotten the Monday scaries this bad in a minute. Can I go back to drinking wine and enjoying unlimited shrimp cocktail?
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Neil
"Strong floor, no ceiling"
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Omg I forgot about Samantha's line delivery of "Lawrence of my labia"
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm watching Sex and the City 2 and the scene where they ride camels and they are like "I'm not dressed to ride a camel" and they change but like into out fits that are even less pragmatic for riding camels?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wait lmao Mary from Selling Sunset’s last name is BONNET? She could never argue with me, like girl, don’t you have a tuffet to sell to Humpty Dumpty puhleaseeee
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Thinking back to how horrifying Bolsonaro’s interview with Elliot Page on Gaycation was. The arrogance, the misogyny, that casualness with which he floated murdering LBTQIA+ people. Fuckkk that guy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gender parity we love to see it
French authorities have arrested four more people in the probe into last month's spectacular daylight theft of imperial jewels from the Louvre museum, the top Paris prosecutor has said.
France arrests two men, two women over Louvre robbery
French authorities have arrested four more people in the probe into last month's spectacular daylight theft of imperial jewels from the Louvre museum, the top Paris prosecutor has said.
www.rte.ie
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don’t need an AI assistant to pop up at the most inopportune moment for Outlook what I NEED if for them to fix the fucking search function
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Imagine being Domenico De Sole and the bane of your existence is people buying knockoff versions of your products and then you go ahead and buy a fake Rothko…old news but lmaooooo
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am allowed to have body dysmorphia but no else and ESPECIALLY if I find you attractive.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m sorry but using Microsoft Word in Dark Mode is actually horrifying
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by Neil
ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The way that San Francisco completely falls apart when it rains would be so funny if it wasn’t so deeply inconvenient
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Need Dorinda to scream at Rappaport for one episode that ends in his murder and otherwise this cast is incredible
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I met this guy at one of my parents’ friends’ birthday party (on the Intrepid) and I got two minutes in and had excuse myself because he was such a fucking weirdo creep
The obituary of someone who gained widespread fame through remarkable achievements at a young age and then expected to be taken seriously for anything he said thereafter.
James Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Goddamn is Lux incredible. ROSALÍA you will alway have my hearttttt
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lisa Barlow constantly harping about being a New Yorker and meanwhile she’s from Schenectady…like girl. Like, yeah, technically true come on.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM