OogaBooga
neophyte-nobody.bsky.social
OogaBooga
@neophyte-nobody.bsky.social
23|idk man im tired
Pinned
resisting the urge to bash my head
in just because I was perceived✨
Was rewatching Coco the other day and I hadn't previously stopped and thought about how WILD it is that de la Cruz made a fucking movie where he portrays himself as the *victim* of a crime he committed against the man who built his career
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I dont know where the headcanon of the rapture being people getting gently picked up by an invisible hand came from, but my headcanon is that it's like a selective atom bomb where the chosen are disintegrated where they stand by an ungodly blinding light that leaves nothing but a horrid shadow
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I will not play the horse girl gacha game I will not play the horse girl gacha game I will not play the horse girl gacha game I will not play the horse
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Y'all ever had a Bad Thought™ so Bad™ you feel like you should email your therapist?
July 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Popping bubble wrap while watching youtube videos on obscure media

I'll never beat the allegations
July 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
In order to avoid an awkward situation, I lied and said I was busy today and had plans

Completely forgetting that I was, in fact, busy and had plans today
June 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reasons I still need therapy #11:

Missing a therapy appointment fills me with worries about whether my therapist now hates me
June 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
experiencing multiple kinds of pain at once is unfair

what do you mean I can experience back pain, a charley horse, and constipation at the exact same time?

like,, take your fuckin turn??
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Grippy socks once again UuU
June 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
THE CAFFEINE BECAME ANXIETY NOOOOO
May 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I hate forced updates so much, let me live amongst the past like God intended
May 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Forever fighting the mentally ill urge to wander into the local woods at 1am
May 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The school vending machine won't take contactless rn; I will not be able to have a little snack 😔
April 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The best way to improve in art is to make art and I think that's cruel
April 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Every time I see a cyber truck I feel like I just witnessed a rat scurry across the floor
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Weird how I magically feel better as soon as I'm home
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
0.5% of my weight is animal cracker
February 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bought a pound of animal crackers yesterday and I have defeated them all
February 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Desperately trying to convince myself not to celebrate losing 10lbs by ordering a bucket of fried chicken
February 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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nothing has come of my schemes but i'll keep going
January 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Forgot to remove the default signature at the end of my email and now want to commit bodily harm
January 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It always takes me way longer than usual to realize I'm listening to a Natasha Bedingfield song
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM