Schrödinger’s Nerd
@nerd2pointo.bsky.social
Schrödinger’s Nerd - Both a Nerd and not a Nerd until you open the box.
I am an Optimistic Realist with Pessimistic tendencies.
Television Engineering, Alternative Energy Advocate, Photography before digital.
I am an Optimistic Realist with Pessimistic tendencies.
Television Engineering, Alternative Energy Advocate, Photography before digital.
#WhatScaresMeIs is the bad things I CANT think about, but other people can.
a young man with a nervous gulp on his shirt
ALT: a young man with a nervous gulp on his shirt
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#WhatScaresMeIs is the bad things I CANT think about, but other people can.
#WhenICookIMake it the French way.
a man wearing a chef 's hat is standing over a pile of dough .
ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat is standing over a pile of dough .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
#WhenICookIMake it the French way.
#WhenICookIMake it low and slow…
smoke is coming out of a box that says wood roast
ALT: smoke is coming out of a box that says wood roast
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#WhenICookIMake it low and slow…
If you create a parody account of a parody account. Does that make you the real account?
I need sleep, or more Scotch.
I need sleep, or more Scotch.
a hand reaches for a glass of whiskey on a wooden table
ALT: a hand reaches for a glass of whiskey on a wooden table
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you create a parody account of a parody account. Does that make you the real account?
I need sleep, or more Scotch.
I need sleep, or more Scotch.
#WhenTheMartiansAttack I am just going to hide behind Matt Damon. Let him deal with them.
a man wearing a space suit with the word crew on the back
ALT: a man wearing a space suit with the word crew on the back
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
#WhenTheMartiansAttack I am just going to hide behind Matt Damon. Let him deal with them.
#ImNotAStarBut I have been accused of being a giant ball of gas.
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#ImNotAStarBut I have been accused of being a giant ball of gas.
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just found out that 13 has a crush on a girl at school. And she apparently told him that she was only going to go to the next school dance if “someone” asked her to go…
He didn’t get the hint. 😂😂😂
Oh to be young and naive again.
He didn’t get the hint. 😂😂😂
Oh to be young and naive again.
October 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just found out that 13 has a crush on a girl at school. And she apparently told him that she was only going to go to the next school dance if “someone” asked her to go…
He didn’t get the hint. 😂😂😂
Oh to be young and naive again.
He didn’t get the hint. 😂😂😂
Oh to be young and naive again.
I made one snarky post and someone already messaged me that they made a change.org petition. Wow that was fast.
c.org/gbTGn6gYyK
c.org/gbTGn6gYyK
This campaign needs you now
Disney needs to drop Nexstar and Sinclair
c.org
September 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I made one snarky post and someone already messaged me that they made a change.org petition. Wow that was fast.
c.org/gbTGn6gYyK
c.org/gbTGn6gYyK
So we know Disney, Nexstar and Sinclair will cave to pressure. Now it’s time to do damage.
We need to pressure Disney to cancel the affiliation contracts with both Nexstar and Sinclair so they can’t air ABC programming at all.
We need to pressure Disney to cancel the affiliation contracts with both Nexstar and Sinclair so they can’t air ABC programming at all.
Sinclair and Nexstar will apparently be bringing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' back to more than 60 ABC affiliates beginning Friday.
#JimmyKimmelLive #JimmyKimmel
#JimmyKimmelLive #JimmyKimmel
Sinclair, Nexstar Will Bring Kimmel Back to Their ABC Affiliates
The broadcasters said they have had discussions with Disney and remain committed to free speech.
www.wsj.com
September 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So we know Disney, Nexstar and Sinclair will cave to pressure. Now it’s time to do damage.
We need to pressure Disney to cancel the affiliation contracts with both Nexstar and Sinclair so they can’t air ABC programming at all.
We need to pressure Disney to cancel the affiliation contracts with both Nexstar and Sinclair so they can’t air ABC programming at all.
Trump is pushing out a shit ton of tariffs to keep the news off of the new batch of Epstein files that got released.
But have you noticed he has never put a tariff on SPRAY TAN?
But have you noticed he has never put a tariff on SPRAY TAN?
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Trump is pushing out a shit ton of tariffs to keep the news off of the new batch of Epstein files that got released.
But have you noticed he has never put a tariff on SPRAY TAN?
But have you noticed he has never put a tariff on SPRAY TAN?
#MyMiniGolfWouldBeCalled
Stroke my Ballz
Stroke my Ballz
September 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
#MyMiniGolfWouldBeCalled
Stroke my Ballz
Stroke my Ballz
#LookAtAllThe other side they said….
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
#LookAtAllThe other side they said….
#WantToGoHalfsiesOn that? Here is my half!
September 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
#WantToGoHalfsiesOn that? Here is my half!
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People need to stop saying Kimmel was cancelled for specific comments.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People need to stop saying Kimmel was cancelled for specific comments.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
#DumbReasonsToHoldAGrudge
I will gives you 685 reasons it is not dumb.
I will gives you 685 reasons it is not dumb.
September 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#DumbReasonsToHoldAGrudge
I will gives you 685 reasons it is not dumb.
I will gives you 685 reasons it is not dumb.
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The Babelfish has arrived! Except it calls itself AirPods Pro 3.
September 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Babelfish has arrived! Except it calls itself AirPods Pro 3.
#IHaveBeenFalselyAccusedOf giving a damn…
September 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#IHaveBeenFalselyAccusedOf giving a damn…
September 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What an idiot. Trump just said that there were 600,000 people lost at the Battle of Gettiesburg.
There were an estimated 45-50,000 casualties in that battle.
7,000 killed
33,000 wounded
10,000 missing
The entire Civil was had an estimated 620,000 to 750,000 casualty total.
There were an estimated 45-50,000 casualties in that battle.
7,000 killed
33,000 wounded
10,000 missing
The entire Civil was had an estimated 620,000 to 750,000 casualty total.
September 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What an idiot. Trump just said that there were 600,000 people lost at the Battle of Gettiesburg.
There were an estimated 45-50,000 casualties in that battle.
7,000 killed
33,000 wounded
10,000 missing
The entire Civil was had an estimated 620,000 to 750,000 casualty total.
There were an estimated 45-50,000 casualties in that battle.
7,000 killed
33,000 wounded
10,000 missing
The entire Civil was had an estimated 620,000 to 750,000 casualty total.
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#IBehaveMyselfOnlyWhen I've run out of jokes or memes
September 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
#IBehaveMyselfOnlyWhen I've run out of jokes or memes
#WaterDownABook
To Drowned A Mockingbird
Tide and Prejudice
One Hundred Leagues of Solitude
The Wet Testament
To Drowned A Mockingbird
Tide and Prejudice
One Hundred Leagues of Solitude
The Wet Testament
September 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#WaterDownABook
To Drowned A Mockingbird
Tide and Prejudice
One Hundred Leagues of Solitude
The Wet Testament
To Drowned A Mockingbird
Tide and Prejudice
One Hundred Leagues of Solitude
The Wet Testament
Here are the 7 wars Trump has stopped:
1) The war of the roses
2) The war against Christmas
3) The Cola Wars
4) WARton school of medicine
5) The Great Vaccine War of 2025
6) The Get Out The Vote war
7) The war against gun owners
1) The war of the roses
2) The war against Christmas
3) The Cola Wars
4) WARton school of medicine
5) The Great Vaccine War of 2025
6) The Get Out The Vote war
7) The war against gun owners
Trump: "Without the United States, everything in the world would die ... I settled seven wars."
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Here are the 7 wars Trump has stopped:
1) The war of the roses
2) The war against Christmas
3) The Cola Wars
4) WARton school of medicine
5) The Great Vaccine War of 2025
6) The Get Out The Vote war
7) The war against gun owners
1) The war of the roses
2) The war against Christmas
3) The Cola Wars
4) WARton school of medicine
5) The Great Vaccine War of 2025
6) The Get Out The Vote war
7) The war against gun owners
#WDYWcouldAlsoStandFor
Willem Dafoe You’re Welcome
Willem Dafoe You’re Welcome
September 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#WDYWcouldAlsoStandFor
Willem Dafoe You’re Welcome
Willem Dafoe You’re Welcome
#ImNotHardToPleaseBut a little head is always nice.
Nobody likes flat beer.
Nobody likes flat beer.
August 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#ImNotHardToPleaseBut a little head is always nice.
Nobody likes flat beer.
Nobody likes flat beer.