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Conservative media is going to be my villain origin story.
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@nerdheroine.bsky.social
· Jul 27
I wrote a book!
The app isn't letting me post a photo but...
Have you ever read a Mafia romance and thought to yourself "It doesn't seem like these people actually like each other very much?"
Well look no further!
https://a.co/d/6VtHMy7
The app isn't letting me post a photo but...
Have you ever read a Mafia romance and thought to yourself "It doesn't seem like these people actually like each other very much?"
Well look no further!
https://a.co/d/6VtHMy7
Quokkas are rats with good PR and I love that for them.
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Quokkas are rats with good PR and I love that for them.
Really wish Australia would decide whether the restaurant will bring the check to your table or not.
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Really wish Australia would decide whether the restaurant will bring the check to your table or not.
I do like the Andy Weir books, but they are very much just a nerd having a really cool hypothesis and then spending 300 pages explaining it to you.
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I do like the Andy Weir books, but they are very much just a nerd having a really cool hypothesis and then spending 300 pages explaining it to you.
My dumbass brother decided to go snowboarding in Denver and got altitude sickness. Rather than go to the hospital as recommended he decided to fly home to Pennsylvania; where, let me be clear, they have absolutely no specialization in altitude sickness.
He's in the hospital now. 🙄
He's in the hospital now. 🙄
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My dumbass brother decided to go snowboarding in Denver and got altitude sickness. Rather than go to the hospital as recommended he decided to fly home to Pennsylvania; where, let me be clear, they have absolutely no specialization in altitude sickness.
He's in the hospital now. 🙄
He's in the hospital now. 🙄
Me every time I open Netflix: I thought we cancelled [comedian]? Why do they have a special from 2025?
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me every time I open Netflix: I thought we cancelled [comedian]? Why do they have a special from 2025?
In search of a man who likes to take Xmas decorations down and wants to date me for like three hours.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In search of a man who likes to take Xmas decorations down and wants to date me for like three hours.
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Me: The worst thing you can do for my hair is exactly what I ask for. I know nothing.
Stylist at next chair: You are like the best client.
Me (thinking): *I'm getting a good grade in getting my hair done! A thing I did not know was possible and is definitely healthy to strive for.*
Stylist at next chair: You are like the best client.
Me (thinking): *I'm getting a good grade in getting my hair done! A thing I did not know was possible and is definitely healthy to strive for.*
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Me: The worst thing you can do for my hair is exactly what I ask for. I know nothing.
Stylist at next chair: You are like the best client.
Me (thinking): *I'm getting a good grade in getting my hair done! A thing I did not know was possible and is definitely healthy to strive for.*
Stylist at next chair: You are like the best client.
Me (thinking): *I'm getting a good grade in getting my hair done! A thing I did not know was possible and is definitely healthy to strive for.*
My clock app updated and apparently deleted my alarms.
Excellent user experience. 10 out of 10.
Excellent user experience. 10 out of 10.
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My clock app updated and apparently deleted my alarms.
Excellent user experience. 10 out of 10.
Excellent user experience. 10 out of 10.
On Tumblr with the Supernatural meme.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
On Tumblr with the Supernatural meme.
I just got an ad for Cartier and I don't know who the internet thinks I am, but it's wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I just got an ad for Cartier and I don't know who the internet thinks I am, but it's wrong.
When I say "we all live in a community" what I mean is that if I want to cross the street and there's no cars coming but there is a parent teaching their child to look both ways, I'm going to wait there until that parent decides it's safe.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When I say "we all live in a community" what I mean is that if I want to cross the street and there's no cars coming but there is a parent teaching their child to look both ways, I'm going to wait there until that parent decides it's safe.
I don't know if you've ever met an emu in person but your first thought's going to be "That's a fucking dinosaur."
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don't know if you've ever met an emu in person but your first thought's going to be "That's a fucking dinosaur."
I moved recently. Ironically this is the only book that took real damage. @tkingfisher.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I moved recently. Ironically this is the only book that took real damage. @tkingfisher.com
🙋♀️ Hi, I work for the federal government and I love my job. I feel like I do real, measurable, and good impact in the world.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🙋♀️ Hi, I work for the federal government and I love my job. I feel like I do real, measurable, and good impact in the world.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
Sometimes I go out and do things.
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Sometimes I go out and do things.
This looks like an Animaniacs short and I mean that in the best way possible.
From the Larchives: Someday I'll hopefully write a story to go with these characters :
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This looks like an Animaniacs short and I mean that in the best way possible.
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Mamdani will win even harder if he promises that he will hire Adams on to just give daily press conferences where he can ramble about rat Jedis and how telekinesis is a problem in the dog community and such
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Mamdani will win even harder if he promises that he will hire Adams on to just give daily press conferences where he can ramble about rat Jedis and how telekinesis is a problem in the dog community and such
Me, at bakery: Out of curiosity how much was I just charged?
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me, at bakery: Out of curiosity how much was I just charged?
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
The video paused on him looking at his dog and I thought they were just sharing a long, loving gaze.
September 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The video paused on him looking at his dog and I thought they were just sharing a long, loving gaze.
Between Charlie Kirk and the Mariners I'm ready to believe in witchcraft.
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Between Charlie Kirk and the Mariners I'm ready to believe in witchcraft.
Bed for the evening
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Bed for the evening
Me, in pjs with a sleeping bag, to woman in ball gown in elevator: We're having very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
September 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Me, in pjs with a sleeping bag, to woman in ball gown in elevator: We're having very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.