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The brains of the operation.

Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
“He’s the hottest guy in the Epstein files. No one’s getting more coverage.”

That’s how we get Trump to own it. Bait.
Being named one million times is objectively insane.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
They’ve never been about life, just birth. Marginally.
The pro life crowd real silent about all the children that have been detained.
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Same shit they do with printers. Which can be deactivated at their whim.
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"If you sit me in between motherfucking Dwight and Nate, I'll quit right then." - Nique
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Presenting 2026 AT&T Slam Dunk Judge... Dominique Wilkins!

NBA All-Star Saturday: 2/14, 5:00pm/et on NBC & Peacock
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The greatest hater of them all!
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Presenting 2026 AT&T Slam Dunk Judge... Dominique Wilkins!

NBA All-Star Saturday: 2/14, 5:00pm/et on NBC & Peacock
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I'm trying to find a nice 3-4 night vacation for me and her leaving out of Tampa or Orlando the week of April 6th.

Pickings are slim - airfares are way up since it's the week following Easter, cruise options are mid, and we'd rather not stay in Florida.

Any suggestions?
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Chinese New Year is next week
How many of yall are in a committed relationship and still aint had sex this year?
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
20 years ago this man saw a nipple and has never recovered.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
A Revolutionary War
What are you adding to this?
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
On Alberto Goré's internet you say this?
You realize the US never had problems with election integrity or Russian interference before Donald Trump…

Right?! 🤔
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
THAT PICTURE!!

I'm in the mountains on well water. The first shot feels like...
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
If not for worming his way into the entire ESPN platform, SAS would be recording these videos from the inside of a parked 2013 Dodge Charger that was formerly a police car.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
He's so fucking smug.

UPPITY, even, for a person being asked these particular questions.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Interesting choice to dance to any variation of one of the worst songs in music history.
Here is the Czech pair dancing to their AI rip-off of You Get What You Give, replaced for the Olympics by an AI song with “original” lyrics that sounds pretty much the same
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Vince's influence will never go away.
Triple H is under fire (per Meltzer) from TKO execs for the dreadful WrestleMania ticket sales. But he has an idea: El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano at WrestleMania. No, I'm not making that up. Wrestlevotes (WWE pr) said it's being viewed as a big money match.

Thank God for AEW.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Why has no one written a Spanish-language bread cookbook called "Pansexual"?
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Casey Wasserman is also one of the ghouls bringing the Olympics to L.A. and as such, displacing and harrassing lots of homeless people.
Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
NUMBER TWO!
Happy 96th Birthday to 🇺🇸American actor #RobertWagner born #OnThisDay in Detroit, Michigan
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
It's gonna be deep in the red.

Recession numbers.

"If you multiply two negative numbers, you get a positive number. And that's what we're up against with the mess Joe Biden left us." - Peter Navarro (lying)
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
@charles270.bsky.social Hey man! What are you seeing for used car APRs on top tier credit?

And drop your dealership's link, please. I'm in the market and willing to drive within reason to make the purchase.
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We use Lawry's to melt, give a nice aroma, and it's a pretty color.
Pardon this born and raised in Phoenix ass question, but when yall salt the roads and shit, is it just regular ass salt or do yall have a special snow blend salt? I know yall can't be out there with the Maldons.
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
"We have to account for jobs that did not appear on the actual job rolls."
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'm disappointed, but will give her another chance.
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, makes it official: She's running for re-election to a sixth six-year term. Her short announcement video features her unboxing a pair of shoes. www.youtube.com/shorts/O9N0S...
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
When you can’t “feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme” because you’re on the 1 and 3.
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I just want to point out that Jennifer Lopez was not invited to Bad Bunny’s performance 🤣🤣
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM