Brian Louis
nerdstate.bsky.social
Brian Louis
@nerdstate.bsky.social
Writer. Visionary. Second coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Anti-cult.
Pinned
If you’re an ICE “agent” I will buy you a ticket to Superman myself if I have to. We have to start the deprogramming somewhere.
a close up of a man in a superman costume with the word kepler below him
Alt: a close up of a man in a superman costume with the word kepler below him Superman David cornswett looking left quickly in his super suit
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My pals at @vidiots.bsky.social created an interactive experience during the film breaking fakeout scene in their screening of Gremlins 2: The New Batch last weekend. It's even better than what I had hoped to do in 1990! 😁
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you’re an ICE “agent” I will buy you a ticket to Superman myself if I have to. We have to start the deprogramming somewhere.
a close up of a man in a superman costume with the word kepler below him
Alt: a close up of a man in a superman costume with the word kepler below him Superman David cornswett looking left quickly in his super suit
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July 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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My old ass in just a few years, trying to talk to younger people who don’t recall a time before MAGA
July 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009) screens in 35mm every Friday at midnight this July! Catch it July 4th, 11th, 18th & 25th.
June 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Let's say it again so we're clear: Los Angeles IS America. New York City IS America. And we're sick of this shit. We won't be villainized or occupied or targeted. We're fucking united and we're strong.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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ICE agents chasing farm workers through rows of vegetables they are picking for Americans to eat is disgusting. It’s vile. We are way past slipping into Nazism. We’re here.
June 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Some of y’all conservatives never watched Star Trek, and it shows.
June 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Don’t try me
June 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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He’s days if not hours away from admitting he rigged the election for Trump. Whether it’s true or not, he plausibly could have, and that’s enough to put a ? over the heads of all MAGA forever. The only thing stopping him is the hope Trump is impeached & he gets Vance in. But he may not care tomorrow
Interesting.
June 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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When I think of the shit ton of $$ Disney/Marvel has made from movies starring Smart Hulk, or Spider-Man 2099, or the $$ that WB made from the Young Justice cartoon, or the Aquaman movie, realizing Peter David died in medical debt, depending on help from fans via GoFundMe, and it makes me livid. 😡😡😡
Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace
May 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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THE WARRIORS (1979) & ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981) screen June 3rd - 5th as a 35mm double feature! Tickets: buff.ly/MEDb5RD
May 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
May 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m really surprised Folgers doesn’t advertise on pornhub.
May 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Haven’t had any alcohol in 6 months. It’s been a very quiet 6 months. But alas, I keep the gremlin in the bottle.
May 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My five year plan, I will be the screenwriter on the GiJoe/Transformers franchise.
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May 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thunderbolts* has crawled into my head. I’m still not ready to talk about Bob. But the movie inspired an essay -

open.substack.com/pub/nerdstat...
The West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts*
Let’s get this out of the way: Thunderbolts* is not your typical Marvel fare, because DC has tried to mine this vein multiple times, but with no heart to pump the blood it’s a dry vein indeed.
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May 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Happy 10th anniversary to #AvengersAgeofUltron, which has slowly become my most rewatched Avengers movie. It’s the one that’s actually like 99% of Avengers comics; we start out on a team mission, they chill out after at their cool HQ, new members come, old ones go, and they save the world.
May 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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So you hit play on Anora thinking it was Andor and now you have to explain to your child what they just saw…
a man in a captain america costume holds a bat in a hallway
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April 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Imagine making a big deal of converting to Catholicism late in life to justify your evil bullshit under the guise of being pious, only to have the actual head of the Catholic Church tell you he finds your actions grotesque, and then promptly dying immediately after like Yoda in Return of the Jedi
April 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
So you hit play on Anora thinking it was Andor and now you have to explain to your child what they just saw…
a man in a captain america costume holds a bat in a hallway
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April 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Over here waiting to be King Ralph’d into the new pope.
April 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Halfway through the Punisher scenes in the Daredevil finale I seriously had to ask “What would Walt think of this?”
I get it, it’s punisher… but it’s also a lot.
April 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Hear me out: Cheech, Chong, Paul, and Ringo in High Notes, a comedy where Cheech and Chong are in a Beatles cover band and kidnap Ringo to force Paul to do a Reunion.
April 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM