Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.

two of them

How can you expect air travel to be done safely what with the Last Jedi and dragon age gay romance option and things of that nature?

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

There are no websites that you visit anymore. Either you see a headline on social media and don’t click or you try to order a sandwich and it makes you download an app and tell it the last four digits of your social security number for Pepperoni Points