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Spouting Nonsense Since 1965
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By papal decree, no ketchup on hot dogs
The hilarious results when you let AI manage a vending machine. "Within days, [it] had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5... It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear."
#ai #stupidrobot
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December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Sure, why not - I just solved this Crossword made by @chicago.suntimes.com in 53 seconds. Can you beat my time? chicago.suntimes.com/games/chicag...
Chicago Mini Crossword
A bite-sized, Chicago-style version of the classic puzzle.
chicago.suntimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
For the next week, buy nothing from Target, Home Depot and Amazon. Your dollars DO make a difference.
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We Ain’t Buying It
indivisible.org
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'll go out on a limb and say it's never too soon to admit you're a f***ing moron.


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#signalgate #hegseth #kakistocracy
thehill.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Doesn't Pete Hegseth realize what a security risk it is to have *all* of the United State's generals & admirals in one location just for a performative power flex by the Secretary of Defense?

(That was rhetorical. Of course, he doesn't.)
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air for a “concerted effort to lie to the American people”, when will the FCC shut down the entire FOX network? #kimmel #fcc #fox #fascist
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
With the addition of #ELO, I now have a guitar pick collection. Here it is in its entirety. #CheapTrick #guitarpicks #verysmallcollections
August 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump: I made peace in the middle East! Israel and Iran will stop fighting now.

Israel and Iran: (keep fighting)

Trump: YOU GUUUUUYS
June 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
(1 of 2) New York Times: "Even [Steve] Bannon, the longtime isolationist who has said that Trump needs to be stopped from joining any strike on Iran, indicated that the base would acquiesce.
'We don’t like it. In fact, maybe we hate it, but, you know, we’ll get on board.'"
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June 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The true meaning of MAGA:
June 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Breaking news: Israel at war with Iran.
Trump: “This never would have happened if I were president now.”
June 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"when the world is upside down, you make the best of what's still around" -- Sting, maybe
#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #yourdailyrawr
June 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Maxwell does artsy-fartsy
#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #blackandwhite
May 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
One has low expectations for attorney Dhillon, who doesn't know what "begging the question" actually means.
May 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Maxwell needs scritches like ducks need water.
#catsofbluesky #caturday #cats
May 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
100% humidity = lake effect fog.
#chicago #weather
If you don't like it, just wait a minute.
May 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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By papal decree, no ketchup on hot dogs
May 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I just watched these back-to-back. I can't think of two movies with more similar titles that couldn't be more different.
CHALLENGE: prove me wrong 😅
April 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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“We’ll see” as economic policy.

What could possibly go wrong
BRENNAN: 90 days can be a rolling deadline is what I hear you saying

GREER: I would not say that. At the president's cabinet meeting last week, he was asked about this and said, "well, we'll see"
April 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Maxwell custom-forms his corrugated relaxation pod. As he is an architect, he calls this "dentils".

#caturday even though it's Sunday because you do not want to mix #cat and #sunday like that...
#catsofbluesky
April 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Good one!
April 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Maxwell finds that destruction sparks joy
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #caturday
April 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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h/t @rlmiller.bsky.social for the picture worth a thousand words this AM.
April 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Our bansai is in full bloom again! Don't zoom in.
April 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM