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chiropractors be like
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
chiropractors be like
everyone says nyc is becoming more dangerous but tbh i've never seen more people openly using their laptops on the subway
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
everyone says nyc is becoming more dangerous but tbh i've never seen more people openly using their laptops on the subway
Periods are like MSG for pain. They "enhance" the whole experience, even if it seems unrelated.
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Periods are like MSG for pain. They "enhance" the whole experience, even if it seems unrelated.
I feel like the aliens are looking at us and judging our AI
> Really leaning on the word "artificial" there, aren't you? Why didn't you go with "I-can't-believe-it's-not-real intelligence?"
> Really leaning on the word "artificial" there, aren't you? Why didn't you go with "I-can't-believe-it's-not-real intelligence?"
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I feel like the aliens are looking at us and judging our AI
> Really leaning on the word "artificial" there, aren't you? Why didn't you go with "I-can't-believe-it's-not-real intelligence?"
> Really leaning on the word "artificial" there, aren't you? Why didn't you go with "I-can't-believe-it's-not-real intelligence?"
The menu at Subway should be called The Submenu. The Submenu has a submenu showing the subs they have available, sub the subs that are currently unavailable. SubStitutions ™️ are also available.
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
The menu at Subway should be called The Submenu. The Submenu has a submenu showing the subs they have available, sub the subs that are currently unavailable. SubStitutions ™️ are also available.
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What if the universe is just like a big escape room
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
What if the universe is just like a big escape room
Using voice to text made it so much easier for me enter my master password on this bumpy subway ride
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Using voice to text made it so much easier for me enter my master password on this bumpy subway ride
My star wars name is Gwing Chugbo
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My star wars name is Gwing Chugbo
function2.hpp
oh shit, functions have sequels now
oh shit, functions have sequels now
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
function2.hpp
oh shit, functions have sequels now
oh shit, functions have sequels now
"it's called brainrot, mommy" - local child. I am dying. This is culture now
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"it's called brainrot, mommy" - local child. I am dying. This is culture now
Is your spaghetti code al dente or like a mess of starch and very thick water?
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is your spaghetti code al dente or like a mess of starch and very thick water?
In an effort to reduce micro plastics and promote a greener future, Wrigley's is proud to announce Rental Chewing Gum.
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In an effort to reduce micro plastics and promote a greener future, Wrigley's is proud to announce Rental Chewing Gum.
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
The craziest thing about John Wick is that he did all of that with like no vacations or weekends. Dude barely even slept. Real rise and grind type shit, but without the rise
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The craziest thing about John Wick is that he did all of that with like no vacations or weekends. Dude barely even slept. Real rise and grind type shit, but without the rise
My mouth can taste in a billion more dimensions than my eyes can see
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My mouth can taste in a billion more dimensions than my eyes can see
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Taking auditions for my vegetable themed rap group, Rap Scallion.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Taking auditions for my vegetable themed rap group, Rap Scallion.
It's giving sugoi
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's giving sugoi
Unsatisfied with only having itself to hate, the cell divided itself in two. And thus, tribalism was born.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Unsatisfied with only having itself to hate, the cell divided itself in two. And thus, tribalism was born.
Chat, does the word "iconic" still give slay or is it mid?
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Chat, does the word "iconic" still give slay or is it mid?
Opening my western soup restaurant soon. It's like ramen, but instead of ramen we just do pea and ham all day every day.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Opening my western soup restaurant soon. It's like ramen, but instead of ramen we just do pea and ham all day every day.
I'm in Tokyo at the moment. Today I bonded with my taxi driver over Metal Gear a little bit after hearing his ringtone, the MGS1 codec sound. It turns out by some crazy coincidence he's related to Kojima. This is the highlight of my day, really cool. Lovely guy.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I'm in Tokyo at the moment. Today I bonded with my taxi driver over Metal Gear a little bit after hearing his ringtone, the MGS1 codec sound. It turns out by some crazy coincidence he's related to Kojima. This is the highlight of my day, really cool. Lovely guy.