Nick Baker
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Once upon a time I was the Lockdown Poll guy on Twitter. Digital analyst [email protected] wrangling web analytics, SEO etc. Sport, cricket 🏏🇳🇿
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In an attempt to lift the mood of NZ BSky, here are the 64 nominations for my "NZ's Most Underwhelming Tourist Attraction" poll back in 2021. They will all be on one thread but may take me a while to complete.

For each of the 64, their number is their eventual placing in the poll (top 32 only)
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Overheard in the office.

Owner discussing using a piece of software internally before using it for any client solutions

"It will be like, what's that saying? Eating our own dogshit"
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And all of Leicester, Gloucester etc plus most places in Wales!
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Can still sing all of

"At the Bullring Shopping Centre,
there's a smile on every face.
From the moment that you enter,
you know it's a friendly place.
There's parking galore and so much more,
and the famous indoor market.
Come by bus or come by car,
There's a place where you can park it."
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That was around the time of my first game. Grew up in Shropshire and went to Loughborough Uni in 82. Tried all the 3 teams in the first division, and got hooked on Notts and it certainly wasn't for the results - but they were very entertaining at both ends of the pitch.
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Yeah was struggling with how to represent that.

As I get older, my only clear memories are UK adverts from the 70s and 80s.
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First class returd do Dottingham
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That's a couple of tough games although I expect both sides won't put out their strongest XIs.
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Most I pay here is $12 per kg - lower recently
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Can get mushrooms at $10 per kg at the moment - 25% higher
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Mushrooms haven't gone up much #Bonus
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It's ok, I had the blur filter enabled!
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Right now I've got it! I thought you were lying around in your undies listening to music ...
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I just strive for understanding
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That is an esoteric skeet!
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I found this via Google search
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Bay of Plenty once again leading the world
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I also liked

Wet, Wet, Wet and Forget

which came in too late for the poll
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Getting like the UK - by the time you get to see a GP you're either recovered or dead
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Beached As Boys
ZZ Topp Twins
Faith No Moa
Sonny and Chur
Ed Shearin'
The Smashing Kūmara
The Taihape Mondays
Yeah Nahvana
Ute 2
Van Morrinsville
Fleetwood Macpac
Weta Weta Weta
Rita Kia Ora
Naenae Inch Nails

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Reminded of the NZ band name poll from back in 2022

Hall & Fuckin’ Oats
Red Hot Chilly Bins
The Mamas and Te Papas
Te REO Speedwagon
Johnny Cash Converters
Fruju Fighters
The Pixie Caramels
Billy T Eilish
MC Hammer Hardware
Cape Rihanna
She'll be Right Said Fred
Panic! At the Briscoes (winner)

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