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Ah no, es un Nick

@nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy

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I once had people fly cross country to meet my cat because of a dumb Star Trek podcast. I live in Northern California. It’s p. nice. I have an unused […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://friendsofdesoto.social/@NickGates, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h

I have to leave the house at 6:15 AM tomorrow send toot

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h

@AshleySays okay everyone I encountered there

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h

@AshleySays everyone on Tooters was so nice tho

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Mic(hell)e @aphelion.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · Aug 25

There is a map
In you that I
Follow back
To find myself.

#poetry

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

My _"The Fediverse sucks but is still miles better than any for profit social media platform"_ T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h

What I like about another network imploding is the sudden influx of high quality shitposters

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h

So I seem to have [stops to count] approximately eleventy billion new followers

Hope you enjoy being bored

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h

Okay turning off follow requests

Follow away, yall

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h

My task for the next week is calling peop who have $500k or more at my credit union and tell them their savings rate has gone down by 0.15% send toot

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Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: @chillybot.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14h

LinkedIn Park sent toot

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h

It happened when I was listening to the Beef And Dairy Network, which is itself a shitpost, and they were talking about how Jumanji is the apotheosis of human culture

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h

Okay but the worst is when someone makes a shitpost and ends up telling a profound truth

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h

It should be noted that my new bike is a Trek, which is v apropos for me
#biketooter #startrek

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h

@Bridgemakes @andorianblues I think I already did

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h

@andorianblues Brian hello! Go follow a bunch of people!

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h

@tayfonay hey don't make fun of John Candy

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h

I got up early for predawn bike ride/cardio workout #pleaseclap

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h

Hey maybe you should follow my friend @andorianblues

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Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h

@Bridgemakes okay so a friend of hers found it in a thrift shop in Bay View, Milwaukee

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

@Bridgemakes I'll have to find out where she got it

And I'm afraid to ask if she's a top

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

@blairloudly [takes drrag on cigarette] shit man

That hits hard

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blairloudly @blairloudly.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 1d

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Only one person is currently ahead of me in the weekly #jowordle rankings

Dark Helmet voice] [<a href="https://beige.party/@Alice" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">@Alice !!!

Alice McFlurry :bc:

Mostly one-liners at my own expense. Awkward AF. Oakland, CA (previously Detroit, Chicago, and Phoenix) @Alice on Pixelfed ♾️

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Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

@AshleySays what if we all messed with Texas

Ah no, es un Nick @nickgates.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

I love my friend Kate. Sharing this, with her permission, for all of you slutty librarians ❤️

A woman in a tshirt that says BIGGEST SLUT AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

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