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Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated


📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
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POSEIDON'S GATE

After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.

TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE

#ScreenPit #comedySeries
To all my teachers through all my life: I was applying myself, just not toward reading "The Great Gatsby" or whatever you were peddling...
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@blender.org I'm not sure how to get your attention but you should consider affiliating with YourCause. My company (and thousands of others) will match my donation to affiliated organizations. You could significantly increase your revenue.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I wanna try a pickled egg because I think I might like them but don't want to buy 10,000 of them to figure it out.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm not saying it's wrong to like La Croix. I'm saying it's wrong to prefer it to Spindrift.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The worst thing in the whole world is a dad their kid's sporting event, drinking a white claw.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What the F does this even mean, Google?
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hitting me hard this morning, YouTube.

#marriedLife

youtube.com/shorts/V_thz...
POV you’re married to a CLEAN freak #couple #comedy #micahandsarah
YouTube video by Micah & Sarah
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm regularly told I look like Richard Schiff. Not "A Young Richard Schiff."
The latest installment of GREG TULONEN SECRETS has dropped!

www.gregtulonen.com/secrets/?sli...
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
First in line to #vote!
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."

Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
These last few weeks of DST
Are really, really hard for me
I wake up and it's dark outside
It makes me feel like I have died
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you ever need to destroy a bunch of evidence, a large construction project is a great way to do it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No GenAI was used in the creation of this secret.
The latest installment of GREG TULONEN SECRETS has dropped!

www.gregtulonen.com/secrets/?sli...
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Austin Powers never had an Abuela and doesn't understand the power of La Chancla.
a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? "
Alt: Austin Powers saying, "who throws a shoe? honestly!?"
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If you can't call it Indigenous Peoples Day, don't get mad at me for not calling it The Gulf of America.
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm just posting this here now so I can QT it later... An actual, real-life doctor told my mother today that her symptoms are all in her head.
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It seems to me that the people who are trying to pass voter ID laws also belong to other groups and organizations which believe things despite their being absolutely no evidence of their existence.
October 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's ticktober. Check your animals.
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
To become a pilot, it is necessary to have above average eyesight.

You might say it requires supervision.
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Someone who knows a lot about prehistoric lizards is a Dinosaur Connoisseur.
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈
Every Star Wars fan has had their heart broken by the franchise at some point or another, maybe more than once. Today’s secret relays that tragic moment when it first happened to my son.

The latest installment of GREG TULONEN SECRETS has dropped!

www.gregtulonen.com/secrets/?sli...
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My company just hired an in-office sushi chef.
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The government doesn't want you to know this but my wife likes Pineapple on her pizza but we're still married.

We have more in common than not.

You'll find this is true for everyone you ever meet.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I hate everything about this day so far.
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM