Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
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Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
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Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
@nicksalve.com
· Jun 26
POSEIDON'S GATE
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
My wife is doing colonoscopy prep today so I'm fasting in solidarity.
That's one way to beat the Holiday Weight
That's one way to beat the Holiday Weight
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My wife is doing colonoscopy prep today so I'm fasting in solidarity.
That's one way to beat the Holiday Weight
That's one way to beat the Holiday Weight
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My genZ family member in college: "gender is a scam, man."
After becoming a mom:
"I want everything you can find that says 'boy mom' on it, please."
After becoming a mom:
"I want everything you can find that says 'boy mom' on it, please."
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My genZ family member in college: "gender is a scam, man."
After becoming a mom:
"I want everything you can find that says 'boy mom' on it, please."
After becoming a mom:
"I want everything you can find that says 'boy mom' on it, please."
Portland folk: #maine @newscentersmaine.bsky.social
If you’re interested in attending #TBHillDay 2026 (especially if you’re from WY, HI, AR, ID, KS, LA, ME, ND, OK, RI, or SD) you can learn more and apply here: tbfighters.org/hill-day/
Hill Day | TBFighters
tbfighters.org
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Portland folk: #maine @newscentersmaine.bsky.social
Reposted by Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
if you have an improved unsweet dairy food base to trade with your neighbor right at the property line, call that a
better bitter butter batter barter border
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
if you have an improved unsweet dairy food base to trade with your neighbor right at the property line, call that a
better bitter butter batter barter border
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
spray bottles are technically also pour bottles
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
spray bottles are technically also pour bottles
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
humans express ourselves through art of all kinds, that connects us to each other and to the earliest humans
and it’s so sad that some people now outsource that to a pile of code
when that is how we lose our humanity
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
humans express ourselves through art of all kinds, that connects us to each other and to the earliest humans
and it’s so sad that some people now outsource that to a pile of code
when that is how we lose our humanity
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
if you have an improved unsweet dairy food base to trade with your neighbor right at the property line, call that a
better bitter butter batter barter border
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
if you have an improved unsweet dairy food base to trade with your neighbor right at the property line, call that a
better bitter butter batter barter border
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
Rather than making your oatmeal with water, make it with Earl Grey.
People are really missing out on putting a little bit of coffee in your tea.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Rather than making your oatmeal with water, make it with Earl Grey.
Reposted by Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
I hope the algorithm gets me an answer.
Do you have read receipts turned off for text messages?
Why?
Do you have read receipts turned off for text messages?
Why?
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I hope the algorithm gets me an answer.
Do you have read receipts turned off for text messages?
Why?
Do you have read receipts turned off for text messages?
Why?
It's a sickness
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It's a sickness
I donut know what to say
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I donut know what to say
Hear me out
Trains can run
In the past, trains ran.
That's you.
On.
Still with me?
Great.
Think about the last TV show you watched.
Those characters are also now ran trains with you.
Additionally, On.
Get it?
Trains can run
In the past, trains ran.
That's you.
On.
Still with me?
Great.
Think about the last TV show you watched.
Those characters are also now ran trains with you.
Additionally, On.
Get it?
you're ran a train on by the cast of the last show you watched. who's running a train on you
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hear me out
Trains can run
In the past, trains ran.
That's you.
On.
Still with me?
Great.
Think about the last TV show you watched.
Those characters are also now ran trains with you.
Additionally, On.
Get it?
Trains can run
In the past, trains ran.
That's you.
On.
Still with me?
Great.
Think about the last TV show you watched.
Those characters are also now ran trains with you.
Additionally, On.
Get it?
Seems low for me
@nicksalve.com has swears! They've used 43 profanities in their last 1,188 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (14 times)
🥈 "shit" (5 times)
🥉 "fucking" (5 times)
🥇 "fuck" (14 times)
🥈 "shit" (5 times)
🥉 "fucking" (5 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Seems low for me
@profanity.accountant what's my score?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@profanity.accountant what's my score?
I'll be in Las Vegas for #AWSReinvent next week. If you're there, let me know!
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'll be in Las Vegas for #AWSReinvent next week. If you're there, let me know!
Ugh. Looks like I need to boot up my automatic watermelon blocker bot again...
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ugh. Looks like I need to boot up my automatic watermelon blocker bot again...
Don't @ me, bro.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Don't @ me, bro.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you [breath] fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you [breath] fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Reposted by Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reminder: If you haven't entered your project hours for the week yet, do that now before your boss sends you an email.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reminder: If you haven't entered your project hours for the week yet, do that now before your boss sends you an email.
There will never be a day where you can produce your own gasoline, nor are you likely to find someone willing to give it away for free.
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There will never be a day where you can produce your own gasoline, nor are you likely to find someone willing to give it away for free.
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
Of all the cooking instructions I come across, "let stand before eating" is definitely the one I struggle with the most.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Of all the cooking instructions I come across, "let stand before eating" is definitely the one I struggle with the most.
I switched to salmon sushi because @hankgreen.bsky.social made me worry about mercury. Why do facts have to interfere with happiness all the time?
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I switched to salmon sushi because @hankgreen.bsky.social made me worry about mercury. Why do facts have to interfere with happiness all the time?
