Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
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Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
What the F does this even mean, Google?
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What the F does this even mean, Google?
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Marketing like this will absolutely never stop upsetting me. "Less than or equal to or greater than 200Mbs" literally means nothing. It has no meaning. This happens everywhere. STOP IT!
September 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Marketing like this will absolutely never stop upsetting me. "Less than or equal to or greater than 200Mbs" literally means nothing. It has no meaning. This happens everywhere. STOP IT!
I know you're sick... But have you considered *not* going to the Hospital?
September 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I know you're sick... But have you considered *not* going to the Hospital?
Thanks to everyone who donated to my #dempseyChallenge ride!
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thanks to everyone who donated to my #dempseyChallenge ride!
Trying to soften the douchebaggary to your fans, Disney?
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trying to soften the douchebaggary to your fans, Disney?
Biking to work this morning. Pray for me.
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Biking to work this morning. Pray for me.
"Why does nobody want to be my friend?"
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Why does nobody want to be my friend?"
Unfortunately, I'm all out of crackers...
September 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Unfortunately, I'm all out of crackers...
The algorithm has been on point with the nostalgia lately...
September 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The algorithm has been on point with the nostalgia lately...
Another good one this morning.
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Another good one this morning.
Thanks, YouTube music. I needed that right now.
September 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thanks, YouTube music. I needed that right now.
So... Someone told me that dogs are afraid of thunderstorms. I guess Sadie missed Dog School that day.
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So... Someone told me that dogs are afraid of thunderstorms. I guess Sadie missed Dog School that day.
This photo perfectly sums up my vibe.
August 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This photo perfectly sums up my vibe.
Just got off the #DisneyTreasure. What an amazing ship!
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just got off the #DisneyTreasure. What an amazing ship!
Got my crash course coin in the mail today! Strange they're not on this platform... @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Got my crash course coin in the mail today! Strange they're not on this platform... @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
"Daddy, solve these." - My 8 year old.
August 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Daddy, solve these." - My 8 year old.
August 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ugh. My portfolio is limper than his tiny peen.
August 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ugh. My portfolio is limper than his tiny peen.
Met a friend for Enchiladas today
August 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Met a friend for Enchiladas today