🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
In anticipation of his role as antivaxxer in chief, RFK Jr. demands doctor remove all vaccines from his blood.

Remember tomorrow that the origins of Thanksgiving- as a truly national holiday- came from the work of Sarah Hale and Abraham Lincoln. A nation gave thanks to God as it mourned the Union dead and prayed for the defeat of the Confederacy by either changing rebel minds or bringing them to submission.

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Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you ✨

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

Sometimes I’ll be like “I wonder what time it is” then spend 6 hours playing on my phone before looking up in the corner of the screen like “oh it’s 10:37”

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