Nikki (Useless Sea Facts)
@nikkistrings.bsky.social
I make up lies about fish.
I don't have the heart to do sea facts right now, even though I know this is the time when sea facts are for.
Maybe soon I'll get back to it. I'm still here. That's the best I can offer right now.
Maybe soon I'll get back to it. I'm still here. That's the best I can offer right now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don't have the heart to do sea facts right now, even though I know this is the time when sea facts are for.
Maybe soon I'll get back to it. I'm still here. That's the best I can offer right now.
Maybe soon I'll get back to it. I'm still here. That's the best I can offer right now.
When the blueberry kicks in
August 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When the blueberry kicks in
How are we firing off fireworks today
How
How
July 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
How are we firing off fireworks today
How
How
JoJoism installment #4747
Michael: Where do you think is the best place to get seafood?
JoJo: The ocean.
Michael: Where do you think is the best place to get seafood?
JoJo: The ocean.
July 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
JoJoism installment #4747
Michael: Where do you think is the best place to get seafood?
JoJo: The ocean.
Michael: Where do you think is the best place to get seafood?
JoJo: The ocean.
Stop. Zimmer time.
This is the Violas before. After would've been a wreck.
This is the Violas before. After would've been a wreck.
June 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Stop. Zimmer time.
This is the Violas before. After would've been a wreck.
This is the Violas before. After would've been a wreck.
Today's Useless Sea Fact: The Wahoo is native to the Gulf of Mexico and would really like to know what Republicans are saying about Elon Musk now, but has carefully curated a wall of liberal revolutionaries and is afraid to step out of that social media bubble to find out.
June 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today's Useless Sea Fact: The Wahoo is native to the Gulf of Mexico and would really like to know what Republicans are saying about Elon Musk now, but has carefully curated a wall of liberal revolutionaries and is afraid to step out of that social media bubble to find out.
Reposted by Nikki (Useless Sea Facts)
“Trumps says” is a cottage industry of reporting. It’s not very informative.
How about “Despite lacking unilateral legal power to do so, Trump says Harvard….”
How about “Despite lacking unilateral legal power to do so, Trump says Harvard….”
Trump says Harvard University will be stripped of its tax-exempt status, the latest move in a fight over free speech, politics and federal funding
Trump says government will revoke Harvard’s tax-exempt status | CNN
President Donald Trump says Harvard University will be stripped of its tax-exempt status, an extraordinary move amid a broader chess match over free speech, political ideology and federal funding at t...
www.cnn.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Trumps says” is a cottage industry of reporting. It’s not very informative.
How about “Despite lacking unilateral legal power to do so, Trump says Harvard….”
How about “Despite lacking unilateral legal power to do so, Trump says Harvard….”
@rodkessler.bsky.social rocking mine at Copper Dog Books
April 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@rodkessler.bsky.social rocking mine at Copper Dog Books
Eva is unimpressed but we signed a birth certificate and a judge banged a gavel and kablam, officially no longer a foster parent.
April 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Eva is unimpressed but we signed a birth certificate and a judge banged a gavel and kablam, officially no longer a foster parent.
Salvaged all the art I could from the house. This is it. My child announced they smell. I guess I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
She's in her room, screaming intermittently, wiping down the photos I took from her walls. I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
She's in her room, screaming intermittently, wiping down the photos I took from her walls. I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
March 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Salvaged all the art I could from the house. This is it. My child announced they smell. I guess I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
She's in her room, screaming intermittently, wiping down the photos I took from her walls. I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
She's in her room, screaming intermittently, wiping down the photos I took from her walls. I could have left them there. Maybe I should have.
No Sea facts today, just a bird matching the fit.
February 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No Sea facts today, just a bird matching the fit.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Blueline Tilefish is native to the Gulf of Mexico and says preventing journalists from entering press rooms as punishment is authoritarianism.
The Blueline Tilefish is native to the Gulf of Mexico and says preventing journalists from entering press rooms as punishment is authoritarianism.
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Blueline Tilefish is native to the Gulf of Mexico and says preventing journalists from entering press rooms as punishment is authoritarianism.
The Blueline Tilefish is native to the Gulf of Mexico and says preventing journalists from entering press rooms as punishment is authoritarianism.
Reposted by Nikki (Useless Sea Facts)
Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
Today in sentences I never thought I'd write: I played Star Wars at the Museum of Science in Boston today.
Much love to the Firebird Pops and to the MOS for inviting us.
Much love to the Firebird Pops and to the MOS for inviting us.
January 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Today in sentences I never thought I'd write: I played Star Wars at the Museum of Science in Boston today.
Much love to the Firebird Pops and to the MOS for inviting us.
Much love to the Firebird Pops and to the MOS for inviting us.
Reposted by Nikki (Useless Sea Facts)
reminder that the Catholic church loved the Nazis and helped many of the escape after the war
Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
reminder that the Catholic church loved the Nazis and helped many of the escape after the war
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Squat Lobster is descended from people who escaped the Pogroms in Poland and so recognizes what the words "detention center" really mean.
The Squat Lobster is descended from people who escaped the Pogroms in Poland and so recognizes what the words "detention center" really mean.
January 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Squat Lobster is descended from people who escaped the Pogroms in Poland and so recognizes what the words "detention center" really mean.
The Squat Lobster is descended from people who escaped the Pogroms in Poland and so recognizes what the words "detention center" really mean.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Atolla Jellyfish thinks it's totally OK to cut people from your life who want to erase your existence.
The Atolla Jellyfish thinks it's totally OK to cut people from your life who want to erase your existence.
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Atolla Jellyfish thinks it's totally OK to cut people from your life who want to erase your existence.
The Atolla Jellyfish thinks it's totally OK to cut people from your life who want to erase your existence.
@pamhemphill53.bsky.social
Just heard your story. I'm stopping by to say thank you. Also, can you please give us the name of your therapist.
Just heard your story. I'm stopping by to say thank you. Also, can you please give us the name of your therapist.
January 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@pamhemphill53.bsky.social
Just heard your story. I'm stopping by to say thank you. Also, can you please give us the name of your therapist.
Just heard your story. I'm stopping by to say thank you. Also, can you please give us the name of your therapist.
Not a fish fact, just something I'm proud of.
Cast Exposition is starting a new campaign tomorrow. We meet up once a week to play #dungeonsanddragons. It's my little slice of sunshine right now. It can be yours, too, if you catch us on Twitch or watch the replay on YouTube.
Art by FoolsCourt
Cast Exposition is starting a new campaign tomorrow. We meet up once a week to play #dungeonsanddragons. It's my little slice of sunshine right now. It can be yours, too, if you catch us on Twitch or watch the replay on YouTube.
Art by FoolsCourt
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Not a fish fact, just something I'm proud of.
Cast Exposition is starting a new campaign tomorrow. We meet up once a week to play #dungeonsanddragons. It's my little slice of sunshine right now. It can be yours, too, if you catch us on Twitch or watch the replay on YouTube.
Art by FoolsCourt
Cast Exposition is starting a new campaign tomorrow. We meet up once a week to play #dungeonsanddragons. It's my little slice of sunshine right now. It can be yours, too, if you catch us on Twitch or watch the replay on YouTube.
Art by FoolsCourt
Today's Bonus Useless Sea Fact:
The Gray Triggerfish is also indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico and would like to commend the bravery of all men for coming out as trans.
The Gray Triggerfish is also indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico and would like to commend the bravery of all men for coming out as trans.
January 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Today's Bonus Useless Sea Fact:
The Gray Triggerfish is also indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico and would like to commend the bravery of all men for coming out as trans.
The Gray Triggerfish is also indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico and would like to commend the bravery of all men for coming out as trans.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Southern Stingray is indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone who wishes to deny or alter this Actual Fact™ is a piece of shit.
The Southern Stingray is indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone who wishes to deny or alter this Actual Fact™ is a piece of shit.
January 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Southern Stingray is indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone who wishes to deny or alter this Actual Fact™ is a piece of shit.
The Southern Stingray is indigenous to the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone who wishes to deny or alter this Actual Fact™ is a piece of shit.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Galapagos Sea Lion wants someone to tell her how to explain this to her kids.
The Galapagos Sea Lion wants someone to tell her how to explain this to her kids.
January 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Galapagos Sea Lion wants someone to tell her how to explain this to her kids.
The Galapagos Sea Lion wants someone to tell her how to explain this to her kids.
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Red Emperor Snapper is very fond of her new winter boots.
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The Red Emperor Snapper is very fond of her new winter boots.
www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...
January 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Today's Useless Sea Fact:
The Red Emperor Snapper is very fond of her new winter boots.
www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...
The Red Emperor Snapper is very fond of her new winter boots.
www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...