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Winter is coming, stop touching grass, go physically touch your Bluesky account.
Spent way too long looking at glam options, now that job restrictions are getting lifted.
Unfortunately I think I already peaked with my sage glam.
Unfortunately I think I already peaked with my sage glam.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Spent way too long looking at glam options, now that job restrictions are getting lifted.
Unfortunately I think I already peaked with my sage glam.
Unfortunately I think I already peaked with my sage glam.
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What’s it like being a trans man advocating for his rights to reproductive healthcare and asking not to be referred to as a woman?
Well I’m glad you asked.
Well I’m glad you asked.
![[redacted user]
Please feel free to mansplain medicine and the law based on your personal experience and feelings, I'd love that.
Nov 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
james @james.claims • now
Motherfucker are you fucking dizzy.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyoqqalmgy3qnnscxksz4ldt/bafkreichnvrq4ubgf6dkhxaxr2yio4bpatl3btq7sixxc3ypelkl7l6tgu@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What’s it like being a trans man advocating for his rights to reproductive healthcare and asking not to be referred to as a woman?
Well I’m glad you asked.
Well I’m glad you asked.
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this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
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Sorry babe… need you to shave. I just found out that bush did 9/11 and I can’t support that.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sorry babe… need you to shave. I just found out that bush did 9/11 and I can’t support that.
now paying 13€/year just so all the email-related features on my PDS work (and I can use it for other stuff too)
this feels a bit extra, but I deserve it
this feels a bit extra, but I deserve it
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
now paying 13€/year just so all the email-related features on my PDS work (and I can use it for other stuff too)
this feels a bit extra, but I deserve it
this feels a bit extra, but I deserve it
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If it can do that much damage to a bollard, imagine what it could do to a small child
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If it can do that much damage to a bollard, imagine what it could do to a small child
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If you don’t know the story of the fake Burger King in the south side, read this - used the story to portray scenes from the story www.cracked.com/article_2801...
The Story Of The Rogue Burger King In Pittsburgh
Every city has its own fast food urban legend, here's Pittsburgh's.
www.cracked.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you don’t know the story of the fake Burger King in the south side, read this - used the story to portray scenes from the story www.cracked.com/article_2801...
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Hang it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hang it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
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I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
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The applause at “We must keep our children ignorant of the horrors we are inflicting” is (arguably) more distressing than the rest
@elivalley.bsky.social hey I have an idea for a comic
Why is Sarah Hurwitz suddenly doing so many media hits and why is every single one of them basically a caricature of the pro Israel view?
"I'm sorry if this is a graphic thing to say, but … when I'm trying to make arguments in favor for Israel … I'm talking through a wall of dead children."
"I'm sorry if this is a graphic thing to say, but … when I'm trying to make arguments in favor for Israel … I'm talking through a wall of dead children."
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The applause at “We must keep our children ignorant of the horrors we are inflicting” is (arguably) more distressing than the rest
we've hit peak cope, short now
Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
we've hit peak cope, short now
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“Americans are, of course, the most thoroughly and passively indoctrinated people on earth...and they certainly know little or nothing of the complexities and contradictions comprised within words like ‘socialism’ and ‘capitalism.’”– Stellan Skarsgård
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Americans are, of course, the most thoroughly and passively indoctrinated people on earth...and they certainly know little or nothing of the complexities and contradictions comprised within words like ‘socialism’ and ‘capitalism.’”– Stellan Skarsgård
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Uh oh. Check your GCP Cloud Run jobs.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Uh oh. Check your GCP Cloud Run jobs.
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when trump resumes doing fascist shit (ongoing during this meeting btw), there’ll be no “we told you so, leftists!” because we are laughing at how stupid this is, not embracing trump. and anyone saying otherwise is a grifter lying for clicks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
when trump resumes doing fascist shit (ongoing during this meeting btw), there’ll be no “we told you so, leftists!” because we are laughing at how stupid this is, not embracing trump. and anyone saying otherwise is a grifter lying for clicks.
Winter is coming, stop touching grass, go physically touch your Bluesky account.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Winter is coming, stop touching grass, go physically touch your Bluesky account.
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The US edition of Wipeout by Psygnosis for Playstation has multiple musical tracks composed by Cold Storage (Tim Wright), instead of the UK major artiste because Sony literally forgot to clear the rights except in the UK
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The US edition of Wipeout by Psygnosis for Playstation has multiple musical tracks composed by Cold Storage (Tim Wright), instead of the UK major artiste because Sony literally forgot to clear the rights except in the UK
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OnlyFans CEO Keily Blair announced on LinkedIn that the platform partnered with Checkr to "prevent people who have a criminal conviction which may impact on our community's safety from signing up as a Creator on OnlyFans." www.404media.co/onlyfans-bac...
OnlyFans Will Start Checking Criminal Records. Creators Say That's a Terrible Idea
OnlyFans CEO Keily Blair announced on LinkedIn that the platform partnered with Checkr to "prevent people who have a criminal conviction which may impact on our community's safety from signing up as a...
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
OnlyFans CEO Keily Blair announced on LinkedIn that the platform partnered with Checkr to "prevent people who have a criminal conviction which may impact on our community's safety from signing up as a Creator on OnlyFans." www.404media.co/onlyfans-bac...
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Hey everyone still using twitter, when you see news like this are you excited?
Do you think to yourself, it’s cool I didn’t tell Musk this was a line too far?
Instead you spent your time coming up with excuses and justifications to keep normalizing this?
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Do you think to yourself, it’s cool I didn’t tell Musk this was a line too far?
Instead you spent your time coming up with excuses and justifications to keep normalizing this?
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
www.newyorker.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey everyone still using twitter, when you see news like this are you excited?
Do you think to yourself, it’s cool I didn’t tell Musk this was a line too far?
Instead you spent your time coming up with excuses and justifications to keep normalizing this?
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Do you think to yourself, it’s cool I didn’t tell Musk this was a line too far?
Instead you spent your time coming up with excuses and justifications to keep normalizing this?
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
Made a test Bluesky account 2 days ago to test migrating to my PDS, but I had things misconfigured. Meant that the account got stuck in limbo. Deleted it off my PDS today.
Kinda funny to think that an account can just get shredded to pieces like that.
Kinda funny to think that an account can just get shredded to pieces like that.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Made a test Bluesky account 2 days ago to test migrating to my PDS, but I had things misconfigured. Meant that the account got stuck in limbo. Deleted it off my PDS today.
Kinda funny to think that an account can just get shredded to pieces like that.
Kinda funny to think that an account can just get shredded to pieces like that.
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"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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I grew up in Britain, so the most dangerous thing about the cooking was the food that resulted in the end.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I grew up in Britain, so the most dangerous thing about the cooking was the food that resulted in the end.