How old am I? Well, I'm "got excited about a vacuum cleaner and then spent my Friday evening replacing a heating element in the dryer before sitting down to do some crochet" years old I guess. 🧓🏻

> Yes put all your eggs in one basket, but GUARD THAT BASKET!
> But my basket is Okta.
> ...never mind

"hi, would you like to hear a UDP joke?"

"yes, I would love to hear a UDP joke!"

"to get to the other side."

"...."

"why did the chicken cross the road?"

Google searching “how do i have gone to bed an hour ago”

I'm so sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My sincerest gondolences.

But what if I put eggnog on my granola instead of milk...

Black Friday is apparently a good time to figure out how many online shops have your email address and then unsubscribe from the five million mailing lists you ended up on...

Thanks, site I bought something super proprietary from one time in 2003, for thinking of me today...

If spanning tree fails in the forest, do you even lose a ping? 🤔

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.