Gary
coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
Gary
@coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
he/him
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When the landlords dipshit brother is also named in the lawsuit
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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reclears going well
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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it's so easy guys. just check the raidplain. yeah it's in the MwZ19 one. but we we use the strat for bingo bongo 6 in the ioqwZ raidplain. no not that one. the uptime strat from the raidplain. the fYi8 one. no we do brain dead for bingles 7. the raidplan.
April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Shoutouts to Öoo. Really clever, bite-sized puzzle platformer. Each area presents you with a problem that seems impossible and then uses the rest of the area to teach you how it wasn't impossible at all even with the tools you had already.
store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
Öoo on Steam
A Bomb Caterpillar's Big Adventure! "Öoo" is a charming yet mysterious exploration puzzle platformer where you discover creative ways to use bombs!
store.steampowered.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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According to data, people named "Cody" are most likely to be virtuous- least likely to fall into sin. "Gary" remains a name for the depraved.
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I'm on dragon's den pitching the concept for shark tank but I don't realize it both already exists and is basically the show I'm already on
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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when you LOVE God but HATE the moon
Top quality poetic opening
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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You ever think about Void Stranger
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ve defeated The Omega Protocol
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM