Gary
coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
Gary
@coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
he/him
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Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Shoutouts to Öoo. Really clever, bite-sized puzzle platformer. Each area presents you with a problem that seems impossible and then uses the rest of the area to teach you how it wasn't impossible at all even with the tools you had already.
store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
Öoo on Steam
A Bomb Caterpillar's Big Adventure! "Öoo" is a charming yet mysterious exploration puzzle platformer where you discover creative ways to use bombs!
store.steampowered.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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According to data, people named "Cody" are most likely to be virtuous- least likely to fall into sin. "Gary" remains a name for the depraved.
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I'm on dragon's den pitching the concept for shark tank but I don't realize it both already exists and is basically the show I'm already on
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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when you LOVE God but HATE the moon
Top quality poetic opening
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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You ever think about Void Stranger
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ve defeated The Omega Protocol
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You ever think about Void Stranger
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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At animation school I asked my professor if he thought Wallace would ever eat Gromit and he made me draw 10,000 frames of trees blowing in the wind as punishment
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.
August 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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JUSTICE FOR LISA GILROY 😡
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM