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Probably too long winded for skitter.
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Unfortunately, DOGE neither cut red tape nor improve efficiency. It did, however, gut critical services in the process.

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December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So if I’m understanding the moral of Avatar 3 correctly then the way to protect your family from the sky demons and fire witches is to arm them with guns and prayers? I don’t think I need a literature degree to say this movie isn’t about colonialism anymore, it’s the Satanic Panic 2.0.
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Shockingly, there is no way the ghost without the fully developed prefrontal cortex is going to give worse advice then the medical professional who after checking the throat of his patient there to discuss hallucinations advised against further medical tests and recommended an exorcist instead 😬
Look, I’m only 5 minutes into the Hallmark Original: 3 bed, 2 bath, 1 ghost and look, I don’t know how this is going to go but taking romantic advice from a twenty-something who hasn’t dated since the 1920s just seems like a terrible idea.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Look, I’m only 5 minutes into the Hallmark Original: 3 bed, 2 bath, 1 ghost and look, I don’t know how this is going to go but taking romantic advice from a twenty-something who hasn’t dated since the 1920s just seems like a terrible idea.
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Advisor’s deserve winter break too. Like, Timmy is tired because he went straight from doing keg stands to his calc final. I’m tired bc I had to explain to Timmy, Timmy’s mom, his grandmother, and his life coach that unfortunately calc is a prereq to well… everything. #timmyisnotreal #thisisfake
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My 2026 prediction is that short haircuts are about to become very fashionable. I am basing this solely on how hard shrinkflation is hitting my specific hair products. #recessionchic
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If I hadn’t already been convinced 2025 was the year of the roach, my algorithm’s persistent pleading to take she-who-must-not be named off my dnf list would have convinced me. You’re wasting your Adsense on me, Joanne. Obliviate yourself off my feed please.
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The best thing about dogs is they have no idea how socially awkward you are. Your words and your meaning can be completely out of sync when you talk to them and they don’t give a shit, they’re just happy to be hanging out.
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
You know, I don’t endorse bullying of any kind but I gotta be real, “Marjorie Taylor Brown” just isn’t Dementia Don’s finest.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s a good thing that the only group project I had to do for grad school happened to also be the very last assignment before graduation because I swear, I would have quit after this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What an absolutely idiotic time to be alive.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My #LG tv updated recently, which would be nbd, except about 5 minutes into the soothing screensaver that pops when you pause too long, a motherfucking #fazoli’s ad came on and I have never hated two brands more. #dystopiannonsense
Bad Place GIF
ALT: Bad Place GIF
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December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In the chaos of American politics this week, let’s not forget to specifically ask #timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen how those #healthcare negotiations are going. #democrats
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This hypocrisy is shameful.

- U.S. politicians enjoy universal healthcare.
- Living wages.
- Paid sick leave, too.

But they vote NO for workers on all three.

Vote OUT anti-worker politicians (Dems & GOP). Vote in public servants committed to justice above all else
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Lesbians reviewing #booktok romcoms is peak internet and the only valid YouTube subgenre. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You ever write a 50 page (and counting) masters thesis paper providing statistical evidence as to why you and all your coworkers should get raises or are you a normal fucking person? #help
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this from r/whatisit but it’s mold. Like if it’s on food, your walls, window, door, shower, floor, etc and appeared overnight, I swear to god. It’s mold.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
But apparently “the economy” yet again is the fucking golden ticket that can make traitors even out of the bluest senators.
#moneyoverpeople #againandagain

#timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #angusking #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen
I gotta be real, threatening to starve poor children until democrats agree to takeaway their healthcare instead is not the bargaining chip republicans think it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #snap #shutdown
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Breaking news: the sky is blue, water is wet, and Mike Johnson won’t commit to voting on healthcare”

In other unsurprising news Senators #timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen folded a winning hand because they’re dumbasses.
To the surprise of literally no one.

Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
BREAKING: Despite Senate deal, Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.

A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you don’t like lukewarm #democrats, stop letting them go unchallenged in their primaries 🌈🌈🌈🌈

Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It was 6 states btw.

1. Nevada
2. Illinois
3. Pennsylvania
4. New Hampshire
5. Virginia
6. Maine

If you’re from these states and you are mad at the #democrats then you need to actively be calling your reps and letting them know they better be stepping back in line.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It was nice feeling proud of yall for once. It’s a shame you had to ruin it.
I assume you’ll just roll right on over on ACA in December based on this.
#thisiswhywelose #democrats
#timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #angusking #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
To the dems who signed: They’re not going to negotiate with you about aca now you’ve cooperated bc you’ve confirmed what they always knew:

The #democrats will cave

#thisiswhywelose

#timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #angusking #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I gotta be real, threatening to starve poor children until democrats agree to takeaway their healthcare instead is not the bargaining chip republicans think it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #snap #shutdown
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM