A cat is a little gentleman or lady who lives in your home and causes problems to remind you that you cannot control the universe

Went and got some lil eyebrow horns in the middle of the night lol

Alternating Saw movies and Dark Souls to make myself immune to psychological pain

i think "the fairer sex" is anal sex bc everyone can have it

Reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better

sweating and agonizing over the tactical decisions on Baldur’s Gate 3 (Penis vs Penis B in the character creator)

"Margaritaville" (Taylor's Version)

this taylor swift tour has been crazy because seeing people that i did not know to be swifties suddenly post about how they've dreamed of seeing her for 10+ years is making me feel paranoid that everyone i know is a sleeper agent in the white woman cult

My autistic mind buzzes while delivering packages in this sci-fi wasteland

Death Stranding hits different when you suffer a massive panic attack and play until 5AM to chill out.

What's your GAY name?

“swiftie” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Bluesky is like Madagascar- an isolated island home to species of scolds and weirdos long thought extinct

I have no invite code but I must skeet