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Nick Rowe
@nkrowe.bsky.social
Author of "The Ophagy" (a Greek mythology comedy adventure written by accident; you could read it by accident too, I won't mind). Business Analytics Lead in my day job.
Cov exile in East Mids dreaming of France #pusb
I've been quite pleased with how well Amazon works for print-on-demand self-publishing. I've written a novel, did the typesetting & artwork myself & have made a few quid (admittedly barely into 3 figures but not bad for a hobby). They have mucked up delivery a few times though.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ah yes, I remember getting the 12 yard remix of Two Tribes by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm using it in our software platform to research into tens of thousands of conversations to spot trends & drill into areas of interest. There's the odd wobble over some context & a rare hallucination but it's saving me days of manual slog.
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What a weird opinion. You must have been very close to some very filthy blokes. Mind you, I've not looked at anyone else's and am just going off what's normal for me.
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ads?
As in... Commercial television?
Good lord.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Compared to the previous 5 incumbents: a modest improvement, but those are some of the worst PMs we've ever had so it's not that much of a win.
Compared to everyone's expectations: underwhelming.
Maybe that fits our national persona: "could be worse; so always look on the bright side of life..."
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Are you about to tell us that the crab had an ant hill inside?
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yep, 1.3 Popular, 4 door in red. I spent a cruel amount of time applying rust repair & filler to the dissolvable bodywork. It met an unhappy end at a junction in Hull in the late 80s.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My first car was a lates 70s Ford Escort & a quick bit of faffing with the distributor cap & the points setting would have knocked it out of action very easily. In fact, I spent quite some time trying to persuade it that the points were actually fine and it should bloody well behave and start.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Eddy, the ship's computer on Heart of Gold, is my favourite. All the enthusiasm of Clippy ("Hi there! It looks like you're visiting Magrathea, do you want to purchase a planet?") but with a certain amount of inept fatalism.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So.

Nothing so far. Was it definitely a factory-released version and not an offering by a performance specialist? I guess the fact that Valerie's car is also a very rare soft-top points to it being something far from standard. Much like herself.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
How intriguing! I feel I'm about to drop into another black hole of internet research.
But I should probably do my day job.
Ooh, decisions, decisions...
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It feels more like ska to me - a favourite with the 2Tone crowd & covered by The Specials: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDvf...
Specials - skinhead symphony
YouTube video by deekomodska65
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Is this a cricket reference?
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Knowing you as we do, this isn't difficult to reduce.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is that Viking driving a TukTuk 🛺?
I suppose getting deep inland in a longship is tricky, but I didn't expect that.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We haven't had turkey in years. A decent chicken is always our preferred option. With Yorkshire Pud too.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I am Reptar, hear me snore"
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Indeed. Mahoosive Gatling gun, lightweight target flying in a straight line. Someone needs to learn about deflection firing.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
But if you catch the stalk accidentally you'd get 5 damn flashes that you can't cancel. 3 is fine for a quick flick.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just along the A17, Newark finally got its act together on its derelict ex-brewery buildings and created some desirable properties just 80 mins from Kings Cross.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I don't do Instagram 🫤
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It is a stupid word, joining two near antonyms into a word that I know means the opposite of one of them but can never remember which. It's like saying "that car is a real speedslow" to mean a very quick car. Probably why the song goes "Hey, Big Spender" rather than "Hey, Spendthrift".
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM