El Nico
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El Nico
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Femme Fatale

Naughty Nuzzi thinks she's the hottest blonde since Nico, and reading about her exploits as Venus in furs ruined my Sunday morning. Bf Bobby's death song makes me want to run run run to another country—but maybe he'll just get back on heroin.

by Maureen Dowd
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It’s just bread (complimentary)
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Then Toad fell asleep.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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🙏🤘🙏
Citizen's Arrest from last night with @tedleo.bsky.social back on duty.
What a sick night.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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a guy in a parking lot saying "eat this in remembrance of me" doesn't make him christ, byron
August 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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*spreading leopard bait on my face*
The leopards know there are limits to what they can eat and I'll prove it
BREAKING: Chief Justice John Roberts responds to inquires after Trump called for a D.C. federal judge who ruled against him to be impeached @courthousenews.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
For my beloved 19 followers, behold a Cybertruck being booed loudly and pelted with beads at Mardi Gras.
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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RIP George Lowe
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It's too bad Ron Popeil died before he could head up a federal agency.
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 AM